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The New Year, From A Gargoyle’s Perspective
When I stepped out onto the roof of The House on the Hill, Modern Philosophers, Gary the Gargoyle was waiting for me. One could never sneak up on a Gargoyle due to their keen sense of hearing, so Gary had … Continue reading →
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
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Tagged ball drop, flying, gargoyle, Happy New Year, Humor, Maine, Modern Philosopher, New Year's Day, Sarcasm, satire
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7 Comments
And He’s Watching Us All With The Eye…Of The Gargoyle!
Happy Wednesday, Modern Philosophers! I’ve spent most of my vacation hunkered down inside The House on the Hill keeping an eye on Cali and Luna, as the furry additions to the family adjust to their new home. It’s also been … Continue reading →
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
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Tagged fiction, flying, gargoyle, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Sarcasm, satire, vacation, Wednesday
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15 Comments
And He Will Raise You Up On Gargoyle’s Wings
Have you ever had this overwhelming urge to fly, Modern Philosophers? A desire to no longer have to play by gravity’s rules? An inkling that filled your head in the afternoon, and simply wouldn’t leave? That was my story today … Continue reading →
Posted in Humor, Love, Philosophy
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Tagged Dad, escape, flying, gargoyle, Humor, memories, Modern Philosopher, satire
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20 Comments
I Advise You To Bond With Your Gargoyle
Dear Modern Philosopher, I recently moved to Maine from Brooklyn with my husband and two children. We bought this amazing old house in Orono, not far from the UMaine campus. One of my favorite features of my new home is … Continue reading →
Posted in Humor, Love, Philosophy
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Tagged advice, bonding, flying, friendship, Gargoyles, Humor, Modern Philosopher, new home, Sarcasm, satire
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8 Comments
Friday Night Think Tank: I Get Around Edition
I don’t know if I’ve ever needed a Friday night to arrive as much as I have this week, Modern Philosophers. Even though it was a short week, it very nearly was my Waterloo (please read tonight’s previous post about … Continue reading →
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
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Tagged Deep Thoughts, flying, Humor, Modern Philosopher, satire, think tank, transportation, travel
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24 Comments