Tag Archives: Foo Fighters

He’s (Not So) Ordinary

Posted on September 4, 2022 by Austin

“Thank you for inviting me over to watch the Taylor Hawkins Tribute Concert yesterday,” Holly said sweetly and held up her coffee cup as if she planned to make a toast. It was the Sunday before Labor Day and the … Continue reading →

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Run And Tell The Angels Champ’s Not A Time Traveler

Posted on June 30, 2022 by Austin

I made a surprise bonus post of my latest serial last night, Modern Philosophers. By now, many of you have read chapter 10 and contacted me via all forms of social media to share your thoughts.  All those comments mentioned … Continue reading →

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Pandora, We Need To Talk About Jessie’s Girl…

Posted on November 1, 2015 by Austin

Dear Pandora Complaint Department, It’s Austin again.  You might remember me from a few months ago.  I wrote a letter complaining about how you almost ruined my morning run by playing “Wonderwall” by Oasis. You can find a copy of … Continue reading →

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I Advise You To Run Towards The Light

Posted on April 26, 2015 by Austin

Dear Modern Philosophers, Happy Sunday!  I thought I’d mix it up a little today and use the Sunday advice column to write a letter to you.  Who doesn’t love getting mail? Yesterday, I wrote about being in a funk, and … Continue reading →

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Sunday, Sweaty, Sunday

Posted on March 29, 2015 by Austin

I can’t believe my weight today, I’m going for a run to sweat it all away. How long, how long must I run this road?  How long, how lo-o-o-o-o-ng? Because tonight, I can sweat it off tonight… Sunday, sweaty, Sunday.  … Continue reading →

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Dear Pandora Complaint Department…

Posted on March 29, 2015 by Austin

Dear Pandora, I wasn’t sure of the best way to reach your Complaint Department, so I thought I would just write to you on my blog and trust the power of the internet and social media to get this to … Continue reading →

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Dave Grohl Denies Rumor That He Is The Little Drummer Boy

Posted on December 21, 2013 by Austin

Come they told me…so I did, Modern Philosophers.  Foo Fighters front man and former Nirvana drummer, Dave Grohl, called a news conference today to deny rumors that he had once been The Little Drummer Boy. That lad, who performed for … Continue reading →

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Bring Your Foo Fighters To Work Day

Posted on November 29, 2013 by Austin

It was a Black Friday for me, Modern Philosophers, but not because I went on any shopping sprees and did bodily harm to others in order to take advantage of a sale. It was a dark day because I had … Continue reading →

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What The Foo? You’re Not DOA So Get Up And Walk!

Posted on August 28, 2013 by Austin

Happy Hump Day, Modern Philosophers! Even though I am on vacation, I have still made sure to exercise.  I’ve done 3 mile runs on Coven Island the last three days, and I mixed it up today by doing a 3 … Continue reading →

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