Tag Archives: Foo Fighters

Pandora, We Need To Talk About Jessie’s Girl…

Dear Pandora Complaint Department, It’s Austin again.  You might remember me from a few months ago.  I wrote a letter complaining about how you almost ruined my morning run by playing “Wonderwall” by Oasis. You can find a copy of … Continue reading

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I Advise You To Run Towards The Light

Dear Modern Philosophers, Happy Sunday!  I thought I’d mix it up a little today and use the Sunday advice column to write a letter to you.  Who doesn’t love getting mail? Yesterday, I wrote about being in a funk, and … Continue reading

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Sunday, Sweaty, Sunday

I can’t believe my weight today, I’m going for a run to sweat it all away. How long, how long must I run this road?  How long, how lo-o-o-o-o-ng? Because tonight, I can sweat it off tonight… Sunday, sweaty, Sunday.  … Continue reading

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Dear Pandora Complaint Department…

Dear Pandora, I wasn’t sure of the best way to reach your Complaint Department, so I thought I would just write to you on my blog and trust the power of the internet and social media to get this to … Continue reading

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Dave Grohl Denies Rumor That He Is The Little Drummer Boy

Come they told me…so I did, Modern Philosophers.  Foo Fighters front man and former Nirvana drummer, Dave Grohl, called a news conference today to deny rumors that he had once been The Little Drummer Boy. That lad, who performed for … Continue reading

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Bring Your Foo Fighters To Work Day

It was a Black Friday for me, Modern Philosophers, but not because I went on any shopping sprees and did bodily harm to others in order to take advantage of a sale. It was a dark day because I had … Continue reading

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What The Foo? You’re Not DOA So Get Up And Walk!

Happy Hump Day, Modern Philosophers! Even though I am on vacation, I have still made sure to exercise.  I’ve done 3 mile runs on Coven Island the last three days, and I mixed it up today by doing a 3 … Continue reading

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