Tag Archives: food

The Colonel Sanders Temptation

A very important part of my recent weight loss success,  Modern Philosophers, is willpower. I have three huge interns named Will whose only job is to punch me as hard as they can in the face or belly any time … Continue reading

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How To Feed 60 People In The Rain

After a long, hot, sweaty week, Mother Nature decided to soak Maine today, Modern Philosophers. As luck would have it, this rainy Friday was the day we’d set aside for an office barbecue. The second I arrived at work, I … Continue reading

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I Need Fuel, Bring Me Meats!

I’m quite impressed with something I did this morning, Modern Philosophers, and now you get to read all about it! I was off running, as I’m prone to do nowadays since I’m on this health kick, and my inner Flash … Continue reading

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Holy $@#%, I Ate Ice Cream!

You’d better sit down for this one, Modern Philosophers. Come to think of it, you might want to strap yourself in.  If you don’t have straps, get your interns to hold you down. And if you don’t have interns, well, … Continue reading

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Do Monkeys Fear Monkey Bread?

Tonight’s edition of After Dinner Mints, Modern Philosophers, is brought to you by a question that has been nagging at me over the past few weeks… Do monkeys fear monkey bread? One of my coworkers makes an awesome loaf (Is … Continue reading

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Promising Pizza Progress

One thing I know for sure, Modern Philosophers, is that you’ll never catch me wearing a toga with “World’s Greatest Chef” emblazoned across the front. It’s not that I’m a bad cook.  In fact, my generous waistline seems to indicate … Continue reading

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Thanksgiving Leftovers

Thanksgiving and I Are currently Not speaking. That does not mean, However, That we can’t Call a momentary truce While I Merrily Raid the fridge For leftovers. Look at all Those plastic containers. Filled with treats Just for me. And … Continue reading

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