Tag Archives: food

How To Feed 60 People In The Rain

Posted on June 16, 2017 by

After a long, hot, sweaty week, Mother Nature decided to soak Maine today, Modern Philosophers. As luck would have it, this rainy Friday was the day we’d set aside for an office barbecue. The second I arrived at work, I … Continue reading →

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I Need Fuel, Bring Me Meats!

Posted on June 15, 2017 by

I’m quite impressed with something I did this morning, Modern Philosophers, and now you get to read all about it! I was off running, as I’m prone to do nowadays since I’m on this health kick, and my inner Flash … Continue reading →

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Holy $@#%, I Ate Ice Cream!

Posted on May 31, 2017 by

You’d better sit down for this one, Modern Philosophers. Come to think of it, you might want to strap yourself in.  If you don’t have straps, get your interns to hold you down. And if you don’t have interns, well, … Continue reading →

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Do Monkeys Fear Monkey Bread?

Posted on April 19, 2017 by

Tonight’s edition of After Dinner Mints, Modern Philosophers, is brought to you by a question that has been nagging at me over the past few weeks… Do monkeys fear monkey bread? One of my coworkers makes an awesome loaf (Is … Continue reading →

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Promising Pizza Progress

Posted on March 22, 2017 by

One thing I know for sure, Modern Philosophers, is that you’ll never catch me wearing a toga with “World’s Greatest Chef” emblazoned across the front. It’s not that I’m a bad cook.  In fact, my generous waistline seems to indicate … Continue reading →

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Thanksgiving Leftovers

Posted on November 27, 2016 by

Thanksgiving and I Are currently Not speaking. That does not mean, However, That we can’t Call a momentary truce While I Merrily Raid the fridge For leftovers. Look at all Those plastic containers. Filled with treats Just for me. And … Continue reading →

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Gravy Me!

Posted on November 20, 2016 by

I am a turkey. A noble bird. It is Thanksgiving, And I know my time has come. Before you eat me, Please grant my final wish. I want you to bathe me In your finest gravy. Gravy me! Pour it … Continue reading →

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