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Tag Archives: food
The Colonel Sanders Temptation
A very important part of my recent weight loss success, Modern Philosophers, is willpower. I have three huge interns named Will whose only job is to punch me as hard as they can in the face or belly any time … Continue reading
Posted in Fitness, Humor
Tagged Colonel Sanders, diet, fighting temptation, Fitness, food, Humor, Kentucky Fried Chicken, Modern Philosopher, sarcasm, satire, willpower
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Holy $@#%, I Ate Ice Cream!
You’d better sit down for this one, Modern Philosophers. Come to think of it, you might want to strap yourself in. If you don’t have straps, get your interns to hold you down. And if you don’t have interns, well, … Continue reading
Promising Pizza Progress
One thing I know for sure, Modern Philosophers, is that you’ll never catch me wearing a toga with “World’s Greatest Chef” emblazoned across the front. It’s not that I’m a bad cook. In fact, my generous waistline seems to indicate … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
Tagged bachelor cooking tips, Cooking, food, frozen pizza, homecooked meals, Humor, making dinner, Modern Philosopher, sarcasm, satire, single guy in the kitchen
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Thanksgiving Leftovers
Thanksgiving and I Are currently Not speaking. That does not mean, However, That we can’t Call a momentary truce While I Merrily Raid the fridge For leftovers. Look at all Those plastic containers. Filled with treats Just for me. And … Continue reading
