Tag Archives: food

Bury My Head In Ice Cream

Being of unsound mind And extremely Stressed body, I hereby declare That I wish To be buried In ice cream. That might not be A typical Last request, But at the moment, It’s exactly What I need. Truth be told, … Continue reading

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Go Stuff Yourself

Thanksgiving time Is back again, And that can only mean One thing… You must give in To the deepest, Darkest, Highest caloric Desires of your belly. Sure, this holiday Is about gratitude. I mean, It’s right there In the name, … Continue reading

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Thanksgiving in August

Since anything can happen on vacation, Modern Philosophers, I decided to make today Thanksgiving. No, I didn’t dress up as a Pilgrim and watch football all day like I normally do on National Turkey Day, but I did make the … Continue reading

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The Colonel Sanders Temptation

A very important part of my recent weight loss success,  Modern Philosophers, is willpower. I have three huge interns named Will whose only job is to punch me as hard as they can in the face or belly any time … Continue reading

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How To Feed 60 People In The Rain

After a long, hot, sweaty week, Mother Nature decided to soak Maine today, Modern Philosophers. As luck would have it, this rainy Friday was the day we’d set aside for an office barbecue. The second I arrived at work, I … Continue reading

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I Need Fuel, Bring Me Meats!

I’m quite impressed with something I did this morning, Modern Philosophers, and now you get to read all about it! I was off running, as I’m prone to do nowadays since I’m on this health kick, and my inner Flash … Continue reading

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Holy $@#%, I Ate Ice Cream!

You’d better sit down for this one, Modern Philosophers. Come to think of it, you might want to strap yourself in.  If you don’t have straps, get your interns to hold you down. And if you don’t have interns, well, … Continue reading

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