Tag Archives: food

Do Monkeys Fear Monkey Bread?

Tonight’s edition of After Dinner Mints, Modern Philosophers, is brought to you by a question that has been nagging at me over the past few weeks… Do monkeys fear monkey bread? One of my coworkers makes an awesome loaf (Is … Continue reading

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Promising Pizza Progress

One thing I know for sure, Modern Philosophers, is that you’ll never catch me wearing a toga with “World’s Greatest Chef” emblazoned across the front. It’s not that I’m a bad cook.  In fact, my generous waistline seems to indicate … Continue reading

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Thanksgiving Leftovers

Thanksgiving and I Are currently Not speaking. That does not mean, However, That we can’t Call a momentary truce While I Merrily Raid the fridge For leftovers. Look at all Those plastic containers. Filled with treats Just for me. And … Continue reading

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Gravy Me!

I am a turkey. A noble bird. It is Thanksgiving, And I know my time has come. Before you eat me, Please grant my final wish. I want you to bathe me In your finest gravy. Gravy me! Pour it … Continue reading

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Historians Blame The Pilgrims For America’s Obesity Problem

It took almost four hundred years, Modern Philosophers, but historians have finally placed the blame for America’s obesity problem exactly where it belongs… …with the Pilgrims! “Before the Pilgrims invaded our country, forced their way across our borders, and brought … Continue reading

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Trump Yet To Deny That He Eats Babies

I don’t know if you’ve picked up on this yet, Modern Philosophers, but Donald Trump will say just about anything to anyone. The man has no filter.  I can’t even tell at this point if the word sewage that leaks … Continue reading

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Feed Them Tiny Whoopie Pies!

Today was the annual Employee Appreciation Barbecue at work, Modern Philosophers. Oh no!  He’s going to complain about work again.  What happened to the funny posts he used to write?  I miss laughing! Yes, work has been a little tense … Continue reading

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