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Tag Archives: food
What’s Your Thanksgiving Ratio?
Thanksgiving is so close, Modern Philosophers, that I can totally sense the cold, judgmental glares from the uptight Pilgrim ghosts that haunt these parts. I don’t know about you, but Thanksgiving is one of those holidays that really gets the … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor
Tagged family, food, gratitude, Happy Thanksgiving, Holidays, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Philosophy, sarcasm, satire, Thanksgiving
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Bring On The Chili Weather
There’s a giant pot of chili on the stove, There’s a giant pot of chili on the stove, There’s a giant pot of chili, And this song is pretty silly, There’s a giant pot of chili on the stove! Yes, … Continue reading
Chicken a la Vacation
I’m on vacation, Modern Philosophers. As always, people are asking me what I’m doing for my vacation. Just like I always do, I tell them: “Not going to work”. I have a tendency to select the Creative Introvert’s Vacation Package: … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
Tagged chicken Alfredo, Cooking, food, Humor, life, Modern Philosopher, running, sarcasm, satire, summer vacation, Yankees
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Two Many Cakes?
I walked into work today expecting the worst, Modern Philosophers. I know it’s Friday, which is usually a favorable day of the week, but it was also my last day of work before vacation. You know how such days often … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
Tagged Chocolate Cake, desserts, food, going away party, Humor, Modern Philosopher, sarcasm, satire, summer vacation, work
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What Is The Perfect Birthday Cake?
Tomorrow is my birthday, Modern Philosophers, so I thought I’d pose a very important philosophical question: What is the perfect birthday cake? Unfortunately, no one has asked me this question recently, which leads me to believe I’ll be on my … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged birthday cake, Carvel ice cream cake, chocolate peanut butter cake, desserts, food, Happy Birthday, Humor, Modern Philosopher, sarcasm, satire
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Feeding The Christmas Spirit
The interns won’t stop pestering me about finding my Christmas Spirit, Modern Philosophers. I’d like to fire them all to get them out of my hair, but free help is so hard to find. The one with all the freckles … Continue reading
Posted in Christmas, Humor
Tagged Christmas, Christmas spirit, food, holiday blues, holiday cheer, Humor, Merry Christmas!, Modern Philosopher, sarcasm, satire
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