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Tag Archives: food
A very important part of my recent weight loss success, Modern Philosophers, is willpower. I have three huge interns named Will whose only job is to punch me as hard as they can in the face or belly any time … Continue reading
I’m quite impressed with something I did this morning, Modern Philosophers, and now you get to read all about it! I was off running, as I’m prone to do nowadays since I’m on this health kick, and my inner Flash … Continue reading
You’d better sit down for this one, Modern Philosophers. Come to think of it, you might want to strap yourself in. If you don’t have straps, get your interns to hold you down. And if you don’t have interns, well, … Continue reading
One thing I know for sure, Modern Philosophers, is that you’ll never catch me wearing a toga with “World’s Greatest Chef” emblazoned across the front. It’s not that I’m a bad cook. In fact, my generous waistline seems to indicate … Continue reading