Tag Archives: food

Holy $@#%, I Ate Ice Cream!

You’d better sit down for this one, Modern Philosophers. Come to think of it, you might want to strap yourself in.  If you don’t have straps, get your interns to hold you down. And if you don’t have interns, well, … Continue reading

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Do Monkeys Fear Monkey Bread?

Tonight’s edition of After Dinner Mints, Modern Philosophers, is brought to you by a question that has been nagging at me over the past few weeks… Do monkeys fear monkey bread? One of my coworkers makes an awesome loaf (Is … Continue reading

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Promising Pizza Progress

One thing I know for sure, Modern Philosophers, is that you’ll never catch me wearing a toga with “World’s Greatest Chef” emblazoned across the front. It’s not that I’m a bad cook.  In fact, my generous waistline seems to indicate … Continue reading

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Gravy Me!

I am a turkey. A noble bird. It is Thanksgiving, And I know my time has come. Before you eat me, Please grant my final wish. I want you to bathe me In your finest gravy. Gravy me! Pour it … Continue reading

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Historians Blame The Pilgrims For America’s Obesity Problem

It took almost four hundred years, Modern Philosophers, but historians have finally placed the blame for America’s obesity problem exactly where it belongs… …with the Pilgrims! “Before the Pilgrims invaded our country, forced their way across our borders, and brought … Continue reading

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Pig Out Like A Patriot

When our forefathers were drawing up the documents to govern this great nation, Modern Philosophers, they knew there was no need to list the right to party hearty when it was time to celebrate a momentous occasion. As Americans, that … Continue reading

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Super Easy Recipe: Chicken Pesto

It’s been far too long since I’ve written a Cooking With The Modern Philosopher post, and I thought Memorial Day would be the perfect time to put on my apron again. As you know, Modern Philosophers, I’ve been making major … Continue reading

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Chocolate Trumps All The Rage This Easter

Chocolate Trumps are going to be HUUUUUGE this Easter, Modern Philosophers! According to data supplied by both the Republican Party and the Easter Bunny, sales of Chocolate Trumps have skyrocketed to the point that they could easily clear any border … Continue reading

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Screw The Snow, Let’s Make Chili!

Feed a cold.  Starve a fever. Everyone knows the suggested medical treatment of the above mentioned conditions, Modern Philosophers. I’m going to be a trailblazer and add a new one to the list. Tell a blizzard to chili the hell … Continue reading

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8 Reasons Why Sunday Is Too Cool For School

It’s the first Sunday of 2016, Modern Philosophers, and before we all sit down for a delicious Sunday Dinner with family, I wanted to write a post about what makes Sunday so awesome. Some people see Sunday as the first … Continue reading

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