Tag Archives: Football

Rooting For The Jets Is Hell

Posted on September 10, 2017 by Austin

I turned off the TV in disgust after suffering through yet another loss by my beloved, but pathetic Jets. The Devil snickered from behind the Sunday paper, so I glared over at him and called him on it. “Do you … Continue reading →

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Cheer, Cheer For St. Paddy’s Day

Posted on March 17, 2016 by Austin

Happy St. Patrick’s Day, Modern Philosophers!  Or Happy Paddy’s Day, as Melissa insists on calling it. I had expected today to be happiest Paddy’s Day in the celebrated history of The House on the Hill, but life has a way … Continue reading →

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8 Reasons Why Sunday Is Too Cool For School

Posted on January 3, 2016 by Austin

It’s the first Sunday of 2016, Modern Philosophers, and before we all sit down for a delicious Sunday Dinner with family, I wanted to write a post about what makes Sunday so awesome. Some people see Sunday as the first … Continue reading →

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New Year’s Resolutions Are Hell

Posted on December 27, 2015 by Austin

“Thanks again for your help today,” I said with a wink as I slapped my guest on the leg. The Devil looked up from the Sunday paper and raised an eyebrow.  “I have no idea what you mean.” The Devilish … Continue reading →

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Blindside Blitz From Hell

Posted on September 13, 2015 by Austin

“You’re not watching football?” The Devil asked in confusion as he entered the living room with a platter of Hell Fire Wings. I looked up from my laptop, glanced at the TV, which was was currently off, and then looked … Continue reading →

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Vegas Sets Odds For The Name Of Patriots’ Next Scandal

Posted on September 10, 2015 by Austin

Are you ready for some football, Modern Philosophers? The 2015 NFL Season kicks off tonight with a battle between the defending Super Bowl Champion New England Patriots and the Pittsburgh Steelers. We are just one week removed from the Patriots’ … Continue reading →

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NFL Adopts Touch Football Rules To Limit Preseason Injuries

Posted on August 26, 2015 by Austin

NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell took time out from his vendetta against Tom Brady today to announce a rule change. “As of this moment, all preseason football games will be played with touch football rules,” Goodell announced to the stunned press … Continue reading →

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NFL Suspends Tom Brady For Breaking Geno Smith’s Jaw

Posted on August 12, 2015 by Austin

New England Patriots quarterback, and former NFL Golden Boy, Tom Brady was  suspended today for the remainder of the upcoming season for breaking the jaw of New York Jets quarterback Geno Smith. NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell gleefully made the announcement … Continue reading →

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My Top 5 Uses For Snow

Posted on February 25, 2015 by Austin

It snowed again today, Modern Philosophers. That’s old news by now, but a tragic event this morning did trigger my Post Traumatic Snow Disorder.  There was a 40 car pile up on the I 95 during the morning commute.  The … Continue reading →

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The Devil Will Take That Bet

Posted on February 1, 2015 by Austin

“Care to make the game a little interesting?” The Devil asked as he scooped some of my homemade Buffalo Chicken Dip onto his chip. I watched him bring the chip to his mouth and then deposit it without getting a … Continue reading →

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