Tag Archives: Football

Rooting For The Jets Is Hell

I turned off the TV in disgust after suffering through yet another loss by my beloved, but pathetic Jets. The Devil snickered from behind the Sunday paper, so I glared over at him and called him on it. “Do you … Continue reading

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Cheer, Cheer For St. Paddy’s Day

Happy St. Patrick’s Day, Modern Philosophers!  Or Happy Paddy’s Day, as Melissa insists on calling it. I had expected today to be happiest Paddy’s Day in the celebrated history of The House on the Hill, but life has a way … Continue reading

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Was Omaha Peyton Manning’s Childhood Pet?

On the eve of Super Bowl 50, as Peyton Manning prepares for what could be his final game, America might finally learn the truth about a mystery that has been swirling around the Broncos’ quarterback for months. That’s right, Modern … Continue reading

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Monday Morning Coffee Club: 1/25/16

I was having a dream about being in a bakery, ordering dinosaur egg shaped croissants for a party at work, when the alarm went off and declared that Monday had arrived. Now I’ll never know, Modern Philosophers, if I was … Continue reading

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Monday Morning Coffee Club: 1/18/16

Despite creating a new identity for myself and investing in an expensive cloaking device, I have still been found by Monday, Modern Philosophers. I had a feeling this would be the case, but for one amazing weekend, I was hopeful … Continue reading

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8 Reasons Why Sunday Is Too Cool For School

It’s the first Sunday of 2016, Modern Philosophers, and before we all sit down for a delicious Sunday Dinner with family, I wanted to write a post about what makes Sunday so awesome. Some people see Sunday as the first … Continue reading

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New Year’s Resolutions Are Hell

“Thanks again for your help today,” I said with a wink as I slapped my guest on the leg. The Devil looked up from the Sunday paper and raised an eyebrow.  “I have no idea what you mean.” The Devilish … Continue reading

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Blindside Blitz From Hell

“You’re not watching football?” The Devil asked in confusion as he entered the living room with a platter of Hell Fire Wings. I looked up from my laptop, glanced at the TV, which was was currently off, and then looked … Continue reading

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Vegas Sets Odds For The Name Of Patriots’ Next Scandal

Are you ready for some football, Modern Philosophers? The 2015 NFL Season kicks off tonight with a battle between the defending Super Bowl Champion New England Patriots and the Pittsburgh Steelers. We are just one week removed from the Patriots’ … Continue reading

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NFL Adopts Touch Football Rules To Limit Preseason Injuries

NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell took time out from his vendetta against Tom Brady today to announce a rule change. “As of this moment, all preseason football games will be played with touch football rules,” Goodell announced to the stunned press … Continue reading

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