Tag Archives: Football

NFL Suspends Tom Brady For Breaking Geno Smith’s Jaw

New England Patriots quarterback, and former NFL Golden Boy, Tom Brady was  suspended today for the remainder of the upcoming season for breaking the jaw of New York Jets quarterback Geno Smith. NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell gleefully made the announcement … Continue reading

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My Top 5 Uses For Snow

It snowed again today, Modern Philosophers. That’s old news by now, but a tragic event this morning did trigger my Post Traumatic Snow Disorder.  There was a 40 car pile up on the I 95 during the morning commute.  The … Continue reading

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The Devil Will Take That Bet

“Care to make the game a little interesting?” The Devil asked as he scooped some of my homemade Buffalo Chicken Dip onto his chip. I watched him bring the chip to his mouth and then deposit it without getting a … Continue reading

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I Advise You That Cheating Is Not Patriotic

Dear Modern Philosopher, Happy Super Bowl Sunday! I know you’re a Jets fan, but I hope you are still able to enjoy the day.  There’s still a big game to watch, plenty of cool commercials, and it’s a great excuse … Continue reading

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We’re Here To Pump You Up

Hey, New England Patriots, We heard about Your girlie Deflated footballs. Why don’t You use ones That are Fully inflated? Is it because Your tiny Girlie hands Cannot hold them? Were you worried Maybe About breaking A nail? Were you … Continue reading

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Coin Toss

I think It’s rather Ridiculous That a trip To the Super Bowl Came down To a Lucky guess On the flip Of a coin. The Packers Should not Have allow it To come down To a case Of heads Versus … Continue reading

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Monday Morning Coffee Club: 1/12/15

It’s Monday, Modern Philosophers. That’s just an observation, but it is also a painful truth.  UGH! I’m getting old.  I had a birthday last week, so I think the years are finally catching up with me.  I spent most of … Continue reading

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Friday Night Think Tank: Winter Survival Skills

It’s Friday, which means we miraculously managed to survive another week of Winter, Modern Philosophers! This one was pretty brutal for me.  Not only did I turn a year older, but I also had to deal with some extreme Winter … Continue reading

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Be Honest…How Ugly Is My Tie?

We’re all friends here, Modern Philosophers, and I always want you to feel free to speak your mind in the comments section of this blog. I’ve never been a fashion plate.  I wear togas all the time, so how important … Continue reading

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Time Traveler Confirms That Football Was Played At The First Thanksgiving

I was watching the football game, which is a longstanding Thanksgiving tradition at The House on the Hill, when I was startled by a knock on the door. Since The Devil and Seamus were already watching the game with me, … Continue reading

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