Tag Archives: Football

I Advise You That Cheating Is Not Patriotic

Dear Modern Philosopher, Happy Super Bowl Sunday! I know you’re a Jets fan, but I hope you are still able to enjoy the day.  There’s still a big game to watch, plenty of cool commercials, and it’s a great excuse … Continue reading

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We’re Here To Pump You Up

Hey, New England Patriots, We heard about Your girlie Deflated footballs. Why don’t You use ones That are Fully inflated? Is it because Your tiny Girlie hands Cannot hold them? Were you worried Maybe About breaking A nail? Were you … Continue reading

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Coin Toss

I think It’s rather Ridiculous That a trip To the Super Bowl Came down To a Lucky guess On the flip Of a coin. The Packers Should not Have allow it To come down To a case Of heads Versus … Continue reading

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Friday Night Think Tank: Winter Survival Skills

It’s Friday, which means we miraculously managed to survive another week of Winter, Modern Philosophers! This one was pretty brutal for me.  Not only did I turn a year older, but I also had to deal with some extreme Winter … Continue reading

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Be Honest…How Ugly Is My Tie?

We’re all friends here, Modern Philosophers, and I always want you to feel free to speak your mind in the comments section of this blog. I’ve never been a fashion plate.  I wear togas all the time, so how important … Continue reading

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Time Traveler Confirms That Football Was Played At The First Thanksgiving

I was watching the football game, which is a longstanding Thanksgiving tradition at The House on the Hill, when I was startled by a knock on the door. Since The Devil and Seamus were already watching the game with me, … Continue reading

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All Soccer Matches To Begin 1-1 To Ensure No More Scoreless Ties

Big news from the world of soccer (aka “the boring form of football”), Modern Philosophers. Realizing that more and more fans were falling asleep and/or dying of boredom during soccer matches because most of them ended in scoreless ties, FIFA … Continue reading

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At Least The Devil Saved A Ton Of Money

I sighed and turned off the television in disgust. “Aren’t we going to watch the Yankees?” The Devil asked in confusion from his end of the couch. I just shot him a look as I downed the rest of my … Continue reading

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Pope’s “Holy Roller Super Bowl Party” To Begin With Midnight Mass

Pope Francis, this blog’s 2013 Person of the Year, is back in the headlines again. Known to all as “The Partying Pontiff”, The Holy Father is ready to bring the fun again tomorrow with The Vatican’s Super Bowl Party.  This … Continue reading

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Rex Ryan Tells Jets That Santa Will Die If They Don’t Win Today

New York Jets Head Coach Rex Ryan is desperate for a win, and might have risked putting himself on Santa Claus’ Naughty List forever just to get one today. With his team on a three game losing streak and free … Continue reading

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