Tag Archives: Four Snowmen of the Apocalypse

Snow Miser’s Goons Rough Up Man For Singing In The Rain

Don Lockwood, 33, of Milford was rushed to Eastern Maine Medical Center today after being assaulted by The Four Snowmen of the Apocalypse in downtown Bangor. According to a Bangor Police spokesman, Lockwood was attacked as he danced in the … Continue reading

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Friday Night Think Tank: Ice Age Edition

Welcome to the first Friday Night Think Tank of 2014, Modern Philosophers! If you survived the frigid weather to join us tonight, then you really are a survivor.  Which once again reminds me…let’s set a season of Survivor in Maine! … Continue reading

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Snow Miser Gives Maine A Sampling Of His Winter Menu

An evil came to Maine today, Modern Philosophers, and I can still feel the chill of its horrible presence dancing up and down my spine. The Four Snowmen of the Apocalypse visited us today, and this time, they were under … Continue reading

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