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Tag Archives: France
One Night In Paris
I have often discussed my dreams on this blog, Modern Philosophers. They are sometimes confusing, often disturbing, and usually quite memorable. The thing is, though, they rarely make any sense. Last night, I had a vivid dream, that stuck with … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
Tagged divorce, dream interpretation, Dreams, family, France, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Paris, Sarcasm, satire
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Who Will Speak For The Mimes On Bastille Day?
I had to lift The House on the Hill’s ban on mimes today, Modern Philosophers, because the interns got all pouty about it. It’s not that I didn’t want them to have a Happy Bastille Day, but I just find … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Love, Philosophy
Tagged Bastille Day, Better Off Dead, First Kiss, France, French, Humor, life, mimes, Modern Philosopher, Sarcasm, satire
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Panicked French Citizens Cower From Bastille Day Fireworks
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Absolute panic broke out all over France tonight, Modern Philosophers, as French citizens ran for cover from what they believed to be an aerial bombardment. Streets quickly emptied. Buildings were shuttered. …
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Bastille Day, celebrations, fireworks, France, French Revolution, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Sarcasm, satire
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Mayor McCheese To Do French Reality TV Series After Election Day Heartbreak
The day after President Obama delivered his State of the Union Address, my favorite politician stopped by The House on the Hill to deliver his State of the McCheese. I hadn’t seen my good friend Mayor McCheese, Modern Philosophers, since … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Election Day, France, Humor, Mayor McCheese, Modern Philosopher, Politics, Reality TV, Royale With Cheese, Sarcasm, satire, Zeus
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Panicked French Citizens Cower From Bastille Day Fireworks
Absolute panic broke out all over France tonight, Modern Philosophers, as French citizens ran for cover from what they believed to be an aerial bombardment. Streets quickly emptied. Buildings were shuttered. All of France seemingly rushed underground at the same … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Bastille Day, fireworks, France, Germany, Humor, invasion, Modern Philosopher, panic, Sarcasm, satire
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