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Tag Archives: Frankenstein
Frankenstein’s Muenster Named Halloween Cheese Of The Year
We don’t know much about the All Hallows Society, Modern Philosophers, but one thing we are certain of is that the anonymous members of Maine’s all powerful secret society love them some cheese! Today was Maine’s Annual Festival of Halloween … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged All Hallows Society, cheese, food, Frankenstein, Frankenstein's monster, Halloween, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Muenster cheese, Sarcasm, satire
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Bride Of Frankenstein Files For Divorce; Wants Her Own Name & A New Hairstyle
The Bride of Frankenstein today filed for divorce from her long time husband, Frankenstein’s Monster, citing irreconcilable differences. The couple has been estranged since Valentine’s Day, and the Bride has kept a low profile at the their Kennebunkport estate since … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Love, Philosophy
Tagged Bride of Frankenstein, divorce, Frankenstein, Horror Movies, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Monsters, Romance, satire
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Bangor City Council Denies Dr. Frankenstein’s Request To Build His New Lab Next To All Soul’s Cemetery
The Bangor City Council today voted unanimously to deny Dr. Victor Frankenstein’s request to build his new state of the art laboratory on the abandoned lot next to All Soul’s Cemetery. The lot, which has long sat empty, has been … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Cemeteries, Frankenstein, Frankenstein's Castle, Humor, Maine, Modern Philosophers, Monsters, satire
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