Tag Archives: Frankenstein

Frankenstein’s Muenster Named Halloween Cheese Of The Year

Posted on October 22, 2015 by Austin

We don’t know much about the All Hallows Society, Modern Philosophers, but one thing we are certain of is that the anonymous members of Maine’s all powerful secret society love them some cheese! Today was Maine’s Annual Festival of Halloween … Continue reading →

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Frankenstein: “I Might Be Ugly, But I’m No Monster!”

Posted on October 23, 2014 by Austin

The Otherworldly Being formerly known as Frankenstein’s Monster paid a visit to The House on the Hill today, Modern Philosophers. In town for the Halloween Season Festival as a guest of the All Hallows Society, Frank, as he now prefers … Continue reading →

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Bride Of Frankenstein Files For Divorce; Wants Her Own Name & A New Hairstyle

Posted on March 11, 2013 by Austin

The Bride of Frankenstein today filed for divorce from her long time husband, Frankenstein’s Monster, citing irreconcilable differences.  The couple has been estranged since Valentine’s Day, and the Bride has kept a low profile at the their Kennebunkport estate since … Continue reading →

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Bangor City Council Denies Dr. Frankenstein’s Request To Build His New Lab Next To All Soul’s Cemetery

Posted on March 4, 2013 by Austin

The Bangor City Council today voted unanimously to deny Dr. Victor Frankenstein’s request to build his new state of the art laboratory on the abandoned lot next to All Soul’s Cemetery.  The lot, which has long sat empty, has been … Continue reading →

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