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Santa Claus Adds $2 Per Person Delivery Fee
You’re going to need to leave more than just cookies and milk for Santa Claus if you want to get your Christmas presents delivered tonight, Modern Philosophers. According to a stunning announcement from The North Pole, Santa has added a … Continue reading
Posted in Christmas, Humor
Tagged Christmas, Christmas fundraisers, deliver fees, finance, Fred Claus, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Santa Claus, sarcasm, satire, who pays for Christmas
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Santa Denies Kissing Any Mommies
I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus, underneath the mistletoe last night… No, you didn’t, Modern Philosophers! That’s the official word from Kissing Kris Kringle himself. “Ho, ho, ho!” Santa Claus laughed merrily via Skype. “That’s what the Elves called me … Continue reading
Posted in Christmas, Humor
Tagged Christmas, Christmas music, Fred Claus, Humor, I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus, Modern Phiosopher, Mrs. Claus, Santa Claus, sarcasm, satire, sibling rivalry
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