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Santa Claus Adds $2 Per Person Delivery Fee

You’re going to need to leave more than just cookies and milk for Santa Claus if you want to get your Christmas presents delivered tonight, Modern Philosophers. According to a stunning announcement from The North Pole, Santa has added a … Continue reading

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Santa Denies Kissing Any Mommies

I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus, underneath the mistletoe last night… No, you didn’t, Modern Philosophers! That’s the official word from Kissing Kris Kringle himself. “Ho, ho, ho!”  Santa Claus laughed merrily via Skype.  “That’s what the Elves called me … Continue reading

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