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Tag Archives: freedom
Americans Eager To Celebrate Their Independence…From Trump
As Independence Day quickly approaches, Modern Philosophers, a new poll reveals that Americans are more eager than ever to celebrate their freedom. But we’re not talking about independence from Merry Ole England… According to a phone poll conducted by the … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Politics
Tagged America, Donald Trump, Fourth of July, freedom, Humor, impeachment, Independence Day, Modern Philosopher, Politics, sarcasm, satire
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Gimme That Free Ice Cream!
One of the best things, if not the greatest thing, about being a kid, Modern Philosophers, is all the free stuff. There are no bills to pay and no family to support, which means there is no need for a … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
Tagged adulthood, childhood, freedom, Humor, Ice Cream, life, Modern Philosopher, responsibility, sarcasm, satire, work
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Out In The Rain
When I Was but a wee Modern Philosopher, My stepmother Had a saying: “Too dumb To come in Out of the rain!” This morning, I went For a run In the rain. Guess what? I didn’t Feel stupid At … Continue reading
Declaration Of Independence Never Notarized; America Reverts To British Rule
Originally posted on The Return of the Modern Philosopher:
A British court today ruled that The Declaration of Independence was never properly notarized, meaning that America never legally declared its independence from England. As a result, on the eve of…