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You don’t realize How much You miss something Until it’s gone. Lately, I find myself Longing for The 40s. It was A simpler time. Life was better, I was happier, The world was… More alive! While thoughts Of the 4os … Continue reading
Originally posted on The Return of the Modern Philosopher:
In a stunning move and a ridiculous misuse of his power, Maine Governor Paul LePage announced that all thermometers in the state had to attend mandatory counseling sessions to address their…
As Mainers prepare for a frigid night with wind chills approaching 30 degrees below zero, the word around the fireplace is that The All Hallows Society has decided to charge Snow Miser with Winter War Crimes. While there is no … Continue reading
Here’s one from the archives, but it is perfect for today when it’s -19 degrees outside. Brrrrr!
The National Weather Center has just issued an Ice Age Warning for the entire state of Maine, Modern Philosophers! According to the advisory, this alert is in effect for the entire weekend and possibly the next 300 – 500 years. … Continue reading