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Tag Archives: Friday Night Think Tank
Rain Is Wet…And Other Deep Thoughts
It’s a dark and stormy night at The House on the Hill, Modern Philosophers, so I thought I’d ramble on about rain in this edition of The Friday Night Think Tank. It started to rain just as I was leaving … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Fitness, Friday Night Think Tank, friends, Humor, life, Modern Philosopher, Philosophy, rain, sarcasm, satire, weather
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Your Mental Great Escape
I haven’t been this happy to greet Friday night’s arrival in quite some time, Modern Philosophers. To call this the Week From Hell would not only be selling it short, but would probably also deeply offend my regular Sunday house … Continue reading
What Would Jesus Think of Easter?
Happy Good Friday, Modern Philosophers! Back in the day, this meant a day off from Catholic school. In the adult world, however, it was just another $%!##& day at work. Oh well. Just because there’s a “Good” in the name, … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged commercialization of Easter, Easter, Friday Night Think Tank, Humor, Jesus, Modern Philosopher, Philosophy, Religion, sarcasm, satire
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Who’s Your Holiday Hero?
It’s Friday night, Modern Philosophers, which means we survived another week! This one was long and exhausting. Not only did I work both jobs, with The Nite Show taping on Wednesday night, but I also dove headfirst into a new … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor
Tagged Baby New Year, Cupid, Easter Bunny, Friday Night Think Tank, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Santa Claus, sarcasm, satire, St Patrick, Uncle Sam
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Space Explorer, Time Traveler, or Jedi Knight?
Welcome to The Friday Night Think Tank, Modern Philosophers! It has been a very long week, both literally and figuratively, as I worked over 50 hours between the desk job and The Nite Show. I didn’t sleep well due to … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged aliens, Friday Night Think Tank, Humor, Jedi, Modern Philosopher, Philosophy, sarcasm, satire, space travel, Star Wars, Time Travel
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Do You Feel Fine?
Donald Trump was sworn in as the forty-fifth President of the United States today, Modern Philosophers. I was at work, so I didn’t get to watch any of Trump’s Inauguration, but around noon, I felt this incredible chill run down by … Continue reading
Birthday Wishes
It’s my birthday, Modern Philosophers! That means the first Friday Night Think Tank of 2017 is going to be a birthday party and Deep Thoughts fest. The interns spent the day baking a giant whoopie pie cake and putting up … Continue reading
Friday Night Think Tank: It’s Hot As Hell Edition
It’s Friday Night, Modern Philosophers, and it’s very uncomfortable here at The House on the Hill. It was extremely warm today, and the heat has apparently decided to make itself at home here. And so, I am preparing to run … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Deal with the Devil, Devil, Friday Night Think Tank, heat, hot, Humor, Modern Philosopher, satire
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