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Tag Archives: Friday
Live Every Day Like It’s Friday
I recently heard someone say “Live every day like it’s your last”, Modern Philosophers, and I wondered what the hell was wrong with that person. The individual was on some news show, talking about the Coronavirus, and I think they … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged advice, coronavirus, Friday, Humor, life, life hacks, Modern Philosopher, Philosophy, Sarcasm, satire, whimsy
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The Friday Freedom Dance
Happy Friday, Modern Philosophers! I’ve never been much of a dancer. That might have something to do with the fact that I’m an awkward klutz with absolutely no sense of rhythm, or it could be related to that “incident” at … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged blogging, Dancing, Friday, Humor, life, Modern Philosopher, motivation, sarcasm, satire, Weekend, writing
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Unwind and Be Free
We mustn’t Allow our minds To submit To the Stressful thoughts That hold them Hostage all week As we Sleepwalk Through The work day. Participation In the Rat Race Might be A requirement In order To keep Food on The … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Poetry
Tagged coping with stress, free your mind, Friday, Humor, Modern Philosopher, poem, sarcasm, satire, Weekend, work stress
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Vacation Domination!
All you need to know right now, Modern Philosophers, is that I am officially on vacation! It’s be a long, trying, heartbreaking, exhausting summer and I need the next ten days to recharge my batteries and feel normal again. Or … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
Tagged Friday, holiday, Humor, life, Modern Philosopher, no work, sarcasm, satire, summer vacation
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Think Of It As Friday Eve
A fog of confusion hung over The House on the Hill this morning, Modern Philosophers. I awakened from an odd dream convinced that it was Friday (which would be a good thing), and realized I had not prepared or purchased … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Friday, gargoyle, Ghosts, Humor, Leprechaun, Modern Philosopher, potluck, Sarcasm, satire, Thursday, work week
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Try To Make It More Than Just A Good Friday…
It’s Good Friday, Modern Philosophers! That doesn’t mean you just have to settle for a good Friday, though. Why not see if you can make it a great one? It’s Friday, after all. The weekend is finally here. It’s supposed … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Easter, Friday, Good Friday, Humor, Jesus, Modern Philosopher, Pope Francis, Religion, Sarcasm, satire, Weekend
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My Top 5 Favorite Things About Friday
It’s Friday, Modern Philosophers! Somehow, we survived another week and the weekend has finally arrived. I thought it would be fitting to further celebrate the day with a My Top 5 about things I like about Friday. And, no, that … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged cheat night, Friday, Humor, life, Modern Philosopher, movies, My Top 5, Sarcasm, satire, Weekend, Zombies
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Final Friday Freakout For 2014
It’s the Final Friday of 2014, Modern Philosophers. Think about that for a second. Yesterday was Christmas, Wednesday is New Year’s Eve, and in less than a week, it will be 2015. Yes, it is okay to freakout about that. … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Christmas, dating, freakout, Friday, goals, Humor, Modern Philosopher, New Year's, resolution, Sarcasm, satire
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Friday Morning Halloween Candy Club
Happy Halloween from The Haunted House on the Hill, Modern Philosophers! It’s Friday and the coolest holiday known to man and Otherworldly Beings. Today, you can pretend you are anyone you want to be, and finally ignore that lifelong ban … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged candy, costumes, Friday, Halloween, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Sarcasm, satire, work, writing
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Friday (The Mofo)
Friday… I can’t believe You had The balls To show Your face After the way You slipped Out of here, Yet again, Last week. You are One cocky Mother#$%^&*. Of course, It looks like You’re getting A hero’s welcome From … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Love, Philosophy, Poetry
Tagged badass, Friday, Hero, Humor, Modern Philosopher, poem, Sarcasm, satire, Weekend
23 Comments