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Tag Archives: Friday
God Upset That He Doesn’t Get Enough Thanks For Friday
In a recent interview with BBC Radio, God stated that He was upset because He doesn’t receive enough thanks for Friday. Ian Broadtooth, the host of BBC Radio’s “Let’s Have Fish and Chips With God”, told this Modern Philosopher that … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged apocalypse, Friday, God, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Religion, Sarcasm, satire, TGIF, Weekend
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Triple X Marks The Run
Happy Friday, Modern Philosophers! I don’t normally run on Fridays. I like to sleep as late as possible so I’m better rested to deal with Jeans Friday around the office. You know how that can be… This week was different, … Continue reading
Posted in Fitness, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Friday, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Roman Numerals, running, Sarcasm, satire, whoopie pie
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Friday Night Think Tank: Feeling Super Edition
It’s Friday night, Modern Philosophers! It was a long, tiring week, but on the drive home, I saw a giant rainbow spanning across the otherwise stormy sky. I’m going to say that’s a sign of good things to come. So … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
Tagged Friday, Humor, Love, Modern Philosopher, sarcasm, satire, superhero, Superpowers, think tank
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Freaky Friday Filosophizing
For some reason, this post from Week 2 of the Blog’s existence has been getting a lot of hits lately. Thought I’d re-post it for those of you who missed it the first time around…
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged archives, Chinese food, fortune cookies, Friday, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Robot Apocalypse, Sarcasm, satire, Zombies
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Do Short Work Weeks Suffer From Napoleon Complexes?
This Modern Philosopher has learned, based on evidence provided by my spies within The Calendar Commission, that short work weeks suffer from Napoleon Complexes. The condition, also known as “Little Man Syndrome”, describes a tendency by wee folks to act … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Calendar Commission, Friday, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Napoleon, Napoleon Complex, Sarcasm, satire, short work week, TGIF
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Good Friday Night Think Tank: Easter Edition
Happy Good Friday, Modern Philosophers! Even if you’re not religiously inclined to think of today as Good Friday, when is a Friday never not good? The weekend is here! And it’s Easter weekend. I’ve been writing about Easter all week, … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Deep Thoughts, Easter, Friday, Modern Philosopher, Resurrection, satire, think tank
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