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Tag Archives: frigid
How I Miss The 40s
You don’t realize How much You miss something Until it’s gone. Lately, I find myself Longing for The 40s. It was A simpler time. Life was better, I was happier, The world was… More alive! While thoughts Of the 4os … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy, Poetry
Tagged cold weather, freezing, frigid, Humor, Modern Philosopher, poem, reminiscing, Sarcasm, satire, temperatures, winter
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Stephen King To Pay For Retractable Dome To Protect Maine From Winter
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The Master of Nightmares has become the Granter of Dreams, Modern Philosophers! As Maine suffers through its coldest Winter since the dawn of time, the state’s most famous resident has decided…
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged cold, Domes, frigid, Humor, Maine, Modern Philosopher, polar vortex, Sarcasm, satire, Stephen King, Under the Dome, weather
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All Hallows Society To Charge Snow Miser With Winter War Crimes
As Mainers prepare for a frigid night with wind chills approaching 30 degrees below zero, the word around the fireplace is that The All Hallows Society has decided to charge Snow Miser with Winter War Crimes. While there is no … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged All Hallows Society, cold, freezing, frigid, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Sarcasm, satire, Snow Miser, Subzero Temperatures, Wind Chill
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Friday Night Think Tank: Ice Age Edition
Welcome to the first Friday Night Think Tank of 2014, Modern Philosophers! If you survived the frigid weather to join us tonight, then you really are a survivor. Which once again reminds me…let’s set a season of Survivor in Maine! … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Four Snowmen of the Apocalypse, frigid, Humor, ice age, Modern Philosopher, Sarcasm, satire, think tank, weather, Wind Chill, Zombies
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Stephen King To Pay For Retractable Dome To Protect Maine from Winter
The Master of Nightmares has become the Granter of Dreams, Modern Philosophers! As Maine suffers through its coldest Winter since the dawn of time, the state’s most famous resident has decided to step up and finally do something about it. … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged cold, Domes, frigid, Humor, Maine, Modern Philosopher, satire, Stephen King, Subzero Temperatures, Under the Dome, weather, winter
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