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My Grass Is Never Greener Because Of Demon Urine & Zombie Innards

Spring is definitely here, Modern Philosophers.  How do I know?  The front lawn of The House on the Hill is lush and green and needs to be mowed (a major undertaking of the high calorie burning variety)…except for the huge … Continue reading

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