Tag Archives: Frosty the Snowman

Beware Of Fake Frosty Phone Scam

Posted on December 4, 2014 by Austin

Frosty the Snowman was a jolly, happy soul, Modern Philosophers. What he was not, however, was a con man working a phone scam on unsuspecting, kindhearted souls eager to help an old friend at Christmas. Because the world can be … Continue reading →

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Three Chairs On A Porch: Two Holiday Icons And A Guy With Coal In His Stocking

Posted on December 4, 2013 by Austin

Happy Holidays, Modern Philosophers!  Welcome to a Holiday Edition of “Three Chairs on a Porch”, Maine’s favorite talk show set outdoors. We were lucky to get some mild weather  today, and even luckier that my two guests happened to be … Continue reading →

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Medical Examiner Confirms that Frosty Died of Natural Causes

Posted on December 17, 2012 by Austin

Frosty the Snowman, that jolly, happy soul, did in fact die of natural causes. This fact was confirmed by Maine’s Chief Medical Examiner, who performed an autopsy on Frosty’s remains in the state’s refurbished Crime Lab.  As I mentioned in … Continue reading →

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Is It Racist to Dream of a White Christmas?

Posted on November 28, 2012 by Austin

This Modern Philosopher recently attended a seminar at Husson University about racism in modern society.  The speaker, upon seeing all the Christmas decorations in the room, went off on a heated tangent about how the holiday promotes racism.  He declared … Continue reading →

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