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Tag Archives: Frosty the Snowman
Beware Of Fake Frosty Phone Scam
Frosty the Snowman was a jolly, happy soul, Modern Philosophers. What he was not, however, was a con man working a phone scam on unsuspecting, kindhearted souls eager to help an old friend at Christmas. Because the world can be … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Christmas, con artist, Frosty the Snowman, Humor, Modern Philosopher, North Pole, phone scam, Santa Claus, Sarcasm, satire
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Three Chairs On A Porch: Two Holiday Icons And A Guy With Coal In His Stocking
Happy Holidays, Modern Philosophers! Welcome to a Holiday Edition of “Three Chairs on a Porch”, Maine’s favorite talk show set outdoors. We were lucky to get some mild weather today, and even luckier that my two guests happened to be … Continue reading
Posted in Christmas, Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Frosty the Snowman, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Mrs. Claus, naughty, Sarcasm, satire, talk show
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Medical Examiner Confirms that Frosty Died of Natural Causes
Frosty the Snowman, that jolly, happy soul, did in fact die of natural causes. This fact was confirmed by Maine’s Chief Medical Examiner, who performed an autopsy on Frosty’s remains in the state’s refurbished Crime Lab. As I mentioned in … Continue reading
Posted in Christmas, Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Christmas, Frosty the Snowman, Humor, Modern Philosophers, satire, snowmen, was Frosty murdered?. Professor Hinkle
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Is It Racist to Dream of a White Christmas?
This Modern Philosopher recently attended a seminar at Husson University about racism in modern society. The speaker, upon seeing all the Christmas decorations in the room, went off on a heated tangent about how the holiday promotes racism. He declared … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Frosty the Snowman, holiday cheer, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Racism, Santa Claus, satire, White Christmas
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