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Tag Archives: Frosty
Frosty The Snowman Missing; Last Seen Arguing With Heat Miser
Frosty the Snowman might be a jolly, happy soul, Modern Philosophers, but right now he’s something else…missing! The world’s most famous Snowman was last seen on Saturday night at the North Pole’s Jack Frost Lounge, where Frosty had been celebrating … Continue reading
Posted in Christmas, Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Christmas, crime, Frosty, Heat Miser, Humor, missing, Modern Philosopher, North Pole, Sarcasm, satire, snowman
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Maine Snowman Sues For Religious Persecution
I’ve always said that snow was nothing but trouble, Modern Philosophers! My point was proven again today when a Bangor Snowman filed a lawsuit against Maine and the Federal Government for Religious Persecution. The Snowman, who refused to give his … Continue reading
Posted in Christmas, Humor
Tagged Christmas, Frosty, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Religion, Santa Claus, sarcasm, satire, snowman, winter
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Fretting for Frosty: Anthropologists Search for Maine’s Missing Snowman Population
“In the meadow we can build a snowman…” “Frosty the Snowman was a jolly, happy soul…” These are just a couple of famous Holiday Song lyrics pertaining to Snowmen, Modern Philosophers. Right now in Maine, those songs are pretty much … Continue reading
Posted in Christmas, Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Christmas, Frosty, Holidays, Humor, Modern Philosopher, satire, snowmen
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