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Scholars Find Evidence Of A Fourth Wise Man Bearing Fruitcake
Biblical scholars have made an exciting discovery just in time for the Christmas Season, Modern Philosophers. According to The Vatican, the painstaking translation of recently unearthed ancients scrolls has revealed that there was a fourth Wise Man who set out … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Baby Jesus, Christmas, fruitcake, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Pope Francis, Sarcasm, satire, The Bible, The Nativity, Three Wise Men
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Poll Shows Kids Fear Grandma’s Fruitcake More Than Zombies And Algebra
A new Gallup Poll released today reveals that American children are more afraid of Grandma’s Holiday Fruitcake than they are of Zombies and Algebra combined! Over 75,000 children from across the country, ranging in age from 7-16, participated in the … Continue reading
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