Tag Archives: full moon

Machetes & Werewolves

Posted on January 13, 2017 by Austin

It’s Friday the 13th and there’s a full moon, Modern Philosophers.  That means Maine’s Werewolves are running wild on the very day that Jason Voorhees is loose on yet another killing spree. While there hasn’t been a new Friday the … Continue reading →

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Wild Turkeys Couldn’t Drag Me Away

Posted on September 29, 2015 by Austin

After what happened to Maine’s Werewolves during the Blood Moon Eclipse, I was a little wary to exit The House on the Hill this morning when I saw the full moon staring down at me, Modern Philosophers. The moon isn’t … Continue reading →

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Maine Werewolves Still Freaking Out From Blood Moon Eclipse

Posted on September 28, 2015 by Austin

How many of you ventured outside to check out the lunar eclipse last night, Modern Philosophers? Did you think it was gorgeous?  Did you marvel at the rare sight of the Blood Moon slowly vanishing from the sky as if … Continue reading →

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Maine’s Werewolves and Witches Perfecting Half Moon Technology

Posted on June 8, 2015 by Austin

Ever wonder why I haven’t written about Maine’s growing Werewolf population lately, Modern Philosophers? It’s because Gary Lincoln, my good friend and the leader of Maine’s largest Werewolf Pack, has asked me to keep his fellow howlers out of the … Continue reading →

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A Walk Worth Taking

Posted on June 5, 2015 by Austin

Happy Friday, Modern Philosophers! It’s been a rough day, but not for the usual reasons.  I had to be to work two hours earlier than usual for a meeting, but I got to leave two hours early.  Woo hoo! I’m … Continue reading →

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Maine Werewolves Return From Whirlwind Recruiting Tour

Posted on February 24, 2015 by Austin

HOOOOOOWWWLLLL! After spending nearly two months on a whirlwind tour of the United States, the Maine Werewolves are back, Modern Philosophers! Yes, I am aware there is no full moon tonight.  That howling coming from The House on the Hill … Continue reading →

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He Who Runs With Werewolves

Posted on October 30, 2014 by Austin

I know I haven’t post much about running lately, Modern Philosophers, but I am about to make up for it with this post. As I reported earlier this month, The Man in the Moon kindly agreed to The All Hallows … Continue reading →

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Man In The Moon Agrees To Go Wicked Full For Halloween

Posted on October 11, 2014 by Austin

Werewolves all over Maine are howling with delight, Modern Philosophers, over the announcement that there will be a full moon for Halloween. Although there has already been an October full moon, there will now be a second one to provide … Continue reading →

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Maine’s Werewolves Thrilled For Blizzard Moon

Posted on December 17, 2013 by Austin

Christmas has come early for Maine’s Werewolves, Modern Philosophers! Tonight’s full moon coincides with a blizzard that is set to drop 6-12 inches of fresh white stuff on the state after 7PM.  Maine’s Werewolf packs cannot wait to get out … Continue reading →

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Maine’s Werewolves Prepare For Halloween Howler!

Posted on October 17, 2013 by Austin

Tomorrow night is the October full moon, Modern Philosophers, and that can mean only one thing in Maine: The Werewolves’ Halloween Howler! The fact that it falls on a Friday this year means the party can spill over into the … Continue reading →

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