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Tag Archives: funerals
Play Me Out, Sam
I found out on Tuesday that my stepbrother had died, Modern Philosophers, and it’s led to a complicated week. Now that Friday is finally here, my thoughts are still a jumbled mess and sorting them out seems impossible. I hope … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Bruce Springsteen, coping with death, Death, funerals, Humor, Modern Philosopher, music, sarcasm, satire, Star Wars
44 Comments
Zombie Car Dies Again; Beleaguered Blogger Bummed
The Zombie Car, that undead piece of automotive wonder that resides in the garage of The House on the Hill, died again today. It was 21. Its only survivor is The Modern Philosopher, the poor man in the oil soaked … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged car troubles, cars, funerals, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Sarcasm, satire, stress, Zombie Car, Zombies
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As Maine’s Cemeteries Near Capacity, Governor Floats Idea Of Burials At Sea
If you’re a Mainer who doesn’t have any intention of dying soon, I hope you’re a fan of the ocean. The Society of Maine Undertakers and Gravediggers recently informed Governor LePage that the state is running out of space in … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged burial at sea, Cemeteries, funerals, Humor, Mayor McCheese, Modern Philosopher, satire, Vikings, Zeus
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