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When Did My Brain Get So Fat?

I could barely lift my head today, Modern Philosophers, because my brain had inexplicably gotten ridiculously fat. Of course, I realize it’s not normal for that particular body part to suddenly put on weight, but I know my body and … Continue reading

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What Is Funny?

Seriously, Modern Philosophers, I’m looking for an answer to the question posed in the title of this post. After writing monologue jokes all day yesterday, I’m about to get back to work at writing more.  Somewhere along the line, I … Continue reading

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400,000 Hits…No Wonder I’m A Little Groggy!

Last night, while everyone at The House on the Hill was fast asleep, something wonderful happened, Modern Philosophers… This blog received its 400,000th hit! I didn’t even realize the counter went that high to be totally honest.  I can’t believe … Continue reading

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I Scream, You Scream…

If I were Walking down The street, And I saw Someone in a Ghostface mask Coming towards me, I’d run. Of course, The horror movie Fan in me Would want To know What the hell Was going on, But I’d … Continue reading

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The Return of the Modern Philosopher (Ho Hum)

Originally posted on The Return of the Modern Philosopher:
The ancient philosophers sat around all day and pondered the big questions. Modern Philosophers do the same thing, only they don’t have to wear togas, and technology has advanced to the…

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Four Miles Is Nothing When Your Heart’s Already Pounding

Tonight was the fourth night out of the last five that I did a four mile run.  After slacking off for most of the Winter, I seem to have found my runner’s legs in the Spring thaw.  Yes, the warm, … Continue reading

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