Tag Archives: funny

When Did My Brain Get So Fat?

Posted on August 3, 2016 by Austin

I could barely lift my head today, Modern Philosophers, because my brain had inexplicably gotten ridiculously fat. Of course, I realize it’s not normal for that particular body part to suddenly put on weight, but I know my body and … Continue reading →

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What Is Funny?

Posted on April 27, 2015 by Austin

Seriously, Modern Philosophers, I’m looking for an answer to the question posed in the title of this post. After writing monologue jokes all day yesterday, I’m about to get back to work at writing more.  Somewhere along the line, I … Continue reading →

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400,000 Hits…No Wonder I’m A Little Groggy!

Posted on March 12, 2014 by Austin

Last night, while everyone at The House on the Hill was fast asleep, something wonderful happened, Modern Philosophers… This blog received its 400,000th hit! I didn’t even realize the counter went that high to be totally honest.  I can’t believe … Continue reading →

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I Scream, You Scream…

Posted on February 24, 2014 by Austin

If I were Walking down The street, And I saw Someone in a Ghostface mask Coming towards me, I’d run. Of course, The horror movie Fan in me Would want To know What the hell Was going on, But I’d … Continue reading →

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The Return of the Modern Philosopher (Ho Hum)

Posted on November 3, 2013 by Austin

Originally posted on The Return of the Modern Philosopher:
The ancient philosophers sat around all day and pondered the big questions. Modern Philosophers do the same thing, only they don’t have to wear togas, and technology has advanced to the…

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