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Panicked French Citizens Cower From Bastille Day Fireworks

Absolute panic broke out all over France tonight, Modern Philosophers, as French citizens ran for cover from what they believed to be an aerial bombardment. Streets quickly emptied.  Buildings were shuttered.  All of France seemingly rushed underground at the same … Continue reading

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Germany Wins World Cup; Asks For Poland Instead Of Trophy

Germany beat Argentina tonight with a thrilling goal in extra time to win the 2014 World Cup. The Germans’ goal, scored in the second period of extra time, broke a scoreless tie and led to a final of 1-0. After … Continue reading

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