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Tag Archives: Germany
Panicked French Citizens Cower From Bastille Day Fireworks
Absolute panic broke out all over France tonight, Modern Philosophers, as French citizens ran for cover from what they believed to be an aerial bombardment. Streets quickly emptied. Buildings were shuttered. All of France seemingly rushed underground at the same … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Bastille Day, fireworks, France, Germany, Humor, invasion, Modern Philosopher, panic, Sarcasm, satire
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Germany Wins World Cup; Asks For Poland Instead Of Trophy
Germany beat Argentina tonight with a thrilling goal in extra time to win the 2014 World Cup. The Germans’ goal, scored in the second period of extra time, broke a scoreless tie and led to a final of 1-0. After … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Germany, history, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Poland, Sarcasm, satire, Soccer, World Cup
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