Tag Archives: Ghosts

Mirror, Mirror…WTF?

I very rarely go up into the attic of The House on the Hill, Modern Philosophers, because that’s where the ghosts are. The Woodburys were the original owners of my home.  The clan was wiped out when a mysterious illness … Continue reading

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Ghosts Refuse To Haunt Trump White House

More strange news from the White House, Modern Philosophers.  It was revealed today that the ghosts that have haunted the building for over two centuries refuse to go anywhere near it now that President Trump has taken up residence. According … Continue reading

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Trump’s White House: America’s Scariest Haunted House

Halloween Season is in full swing in Maine, Modern Philosophers, and with Election Day a mere month away, it was time to vote for America’s Scariest Haunted House. With so many amazing haunted properties to choose from, this annual tradition … Continue reading

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Washington’s Ghost: I Cannot Lie, Trump Must Go!

George Washington’s Ghost paid a visit to The House on the Hill tonight, Modern Philosophers, to join me in celebrating his birthday. I’m extremely grateful that when the Father of our Country comes by for his annual birthday visits, he … Continue reading

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Friday Night Think Tank: A Haunting Question

Happy Friday, Modern Philosophers! It’s been a long, exhausting week, and I am quite relieved to be out on the porch of The House on the Hill with an entire relaxing weekend ahead of me. Since it’s felt like something … Continue reading

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Think Of It As Friday Eve

A fog of confusion hung over The House on the Hill this morning, Modern Philosophers. I awakened from an odd dream convinced that it was Friday (which would be a good thing), and realized I had not prepared or purchased … Continue reading

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I Advise You To Give Up On This Reformation

Dear Modern Philosopher, I am writing to you today about a great reformation which must take place in your country immediately! I assume that you answer letters from Ghosts, as your blog does focus on the role Otherworldly Beings play … Continue reading

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