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McDonald’s To Remodel Maine Locations To Accommodate Giants

Mayor McCheese has made it clear that he plans on courting the Otherworldly Beings vote in the upcoming Maine Gubernatorial Election.  Today, this Modern Philosopher was invited to a meeting with the candidate and Zeus, his Campaign Manager and Father … Continue reading

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Breaking News: Record Set in Thanksgiving Human Toss

Those of you who do not live in Maine are sadly deprived the opportunity to attend the annual Thanksgiving Day Feast of Strength (as I mentioned in my original post about this event, the use of “Feast” is not a … Continue reading

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