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I Advise You To Write Santa Claus A Very Persuasive Letter
Dear Modern Philosopher, Happy Holidays! I am 11 years old and a big fan of your blog. My teachers tell me that I have a wild imagination, so I hope that I grow up to write stories as funny and … Continue reading
Posted in Christmas, Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged advice, Christmas, gifts, Humor, letter, Modern Philosopher, naughty, nice, Santa Claus, Sarcasm, satire
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Jump Start Your Brain: Christmas Creeping
It’s way too early to be awake on a Saturday morning, Modern Philosophers. Unfortunately, my black cat alarm clock doesn’t have a snooze button and can only be silenced by getting out of bed to feed it. It’s also a … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged advertising, Christmas, commercialization of Christmas, gifts, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Sarcasm, satire, Shopping
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