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Rescue Teams Evacuate Residents From Melting Homes On Candy Cane Lane

Rescue teams from all over Eastern Maine have descended upon the normally quite Bangor cul-de-sac of Candy Cane Lane to rescue panicked residents from their candy and gingerbread houses that are melting in the scorching Summer heat. As helicopters hovered … Continue reading

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Wooden Soldiers Set to March Again For Charity

The Holiday Season is in full swing, Modern Philosophers, and we need to remember that this is a time of giving. Sgt. Tommy “Splinters” Olson of the North Pole Wooden Soldiers Brigade stopped by The House on the Hill to … Continue reading

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