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Tag Archives: gingerbread men
Rescue Teams Evacuate Residents From Melting Homes On Candy Cane Lane
Rescue teams from all over Eastern Maine have descended upon the normally quite Bangor cul-de-sac of Candy Cane Lane to rescue panicked residents from their candy and gingerbread houses that are melting in the scorching Summer heat. As helicopters hovered … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged candy houses, gingerbread men, Heat Miser, hot, Humor, Mayor McCheese, Modern Philosopher, satire, Witches
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Wooden Soldiers Set to March Again For Charity
The Holiday Season is in full swing, Modern Philosophers, and we need to remember that this is a time of giving. Sgt. Tommy “Splinters” Olson of the North Pole Wooden Soldiers Brigade stopped by The House on the Hill to … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Charity, Christmas, gingerbread men, holiday cheer, Holidays, March of the Wooden Soldiers, Modern Philosopher, Sarcasm, satire, Wooden Soldiers
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