Tag Archives: Girl Scout Cookies

How To Eat Girl Scout Cookies (Gargoyle Not Included)

Posted on March 5, 2015 by Austin

I’ve given it a lot of Deep Thought, Modern Philosophers, and I’ve determined that the best way to eat Girl Scout Cookies is up on the roof, with your Gargoyle, as you unwind from another day in the trenches. I … Continue reading →

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The Girl Scouts Are Out To Destroy Me!

Posted on March 4, 2014 by Austin

The Girl Scouts are out to get me, Modern Philosophers! Sure, they look all sweet and innocent, but underneath those adorable smiles is something much more sinister. As I have been documenting on the blog, I am back on a … Continue reading →

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Girls Scouts Decide To Sell Liver And Onions Rather Than Cookies

Posted on January 28, 2013 by Austin

It just got a whole lot easier to say “No!” to that annoying coworker who’s always trying to get you to buy Girl Scout Cookies… In a move that stunned many and disgusted countless more, The Girl Scouts today announced … Continue reading →

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