Tag Archives: girlfriend

How To Tell If Your Date Is Genuinely Irish

Posted on March 5, 2016 by Austin

St. Patrick’s Day is approaching, Modern Philosophers, and some of you must long to have gorgeous Irish eyes smiling at you on that holiday. At the very least, you’re hoping that the Luck of the Irish will help you to … Continue reading →

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Bedeviled By Love

Posted on February 14, 2016 by Austin

When I’m writing, I sometimes lose track of time, my surroundings, and pretty much anything else except for the story I’m putting down on the page. That was how The Devil was able to sneak up behind me and check … Continue reading →

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The Devil Delivers For You

Posted on January 24, 2016 by Austin

“When exactly did you take over control of the United States Postal Service?” I demanded of my visitor the second he entered my living room. “Clearly, you have me confused with someone else,” The Devil replied without breaking stride.  “I’m … Continue reading →

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You’re So Cheeky!

Posted on January 16, 2016 by Austin

“You’re so cheeky!” Is a Turn of phrase I hear Quite frequently, Now that I’m dating A Sweet Irish Girl. When she says it, She’s not Giving out, Even though It might sound Like she is. She’s simply Having the … Continue reading →

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Tell The Wise Men I’m All Stocked Up On Myrrh

Posted on January 6, 2016 by Austin

Today is the Feast of the Birth of the Modern Philosopher. Some refer to January sixth as Little Christmas, The Epiphany, The Twelfth Day of Christmas, or the day the Three Wise Men finally arrived to gift Baby Jesus with … Continue reading →

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Sunday, Snow, Sausages, Shoveling, and Secret Identities

Posted on December 27, 2015 by Austin

Happy Sunday, Modern Philosophers! So much has gone on already at The House on the Hill, and I luckily had my camera crew on hand to record it for you. I will share the photos shortly. However, the most exciting … Continue reading →

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Did You Know Today Is St. Stephen’s Day?

Posted on December 26, 2015 by Austin

Happy St. Stephen’s Day, Modern Philosophers! And don’t try to impress me by telling me that you knew it was St. Stephen’s Day. I will admit that as an American who loves late night television, I assumed St. Stephen’s Day … Continue reading →

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Merry Christmas From The Silent House On The Hill

Posted on December 25, 2015 by Austin

Merry Christmas, Modern Philosophers! As is my tradition, I spent a quiet morning alone at The House on the Hill, not opening presents, and sipping eggnog while I watched TV. Less to clean up that way, you know? This Christmas … Continue reading →

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My Girlfriend Is Always Right

Posted on December 15, 2015 by Austin

I’ve come up with a new relationship status for Facebook, Modern Philosophers: My girlfriend is always right. The next time I see Mark Zuckerberg, I will definitely run this one past him. It’s a relationship status that I would add … Continue reading →

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How My Girlfriend Used The Jedi Mind Trick On Me From Switzerland

Posted on December 12, 2015 by Austin

My Sweet Irish Girlfriend claims to have never seen any of the Star Wars films, Modern Philosophers. I tell her all the time that she is lucky she is so pretty, which allows me to overlook this otherwise fatal flaw. … Continue reading →

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