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That Crucial First Blog Post Of 2016

Posted on January 1, 2016 by Austin

Happy New Year, Modern Philosophers! After being temporarily distracted by that New Girl marathon on TBS, I have regained my focus and am finally ready to write my first blog post of 2016. I know you’ve been waiting patiently for … Continue reading →

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Why You Shouldn’t Make Any New Year’s Resolutions

Posted on December 31, 2015 by Austin

Happy New Year’s Eve, Modern Philosophers. This is always a very quiet Holiday at The House on the Hill.  I’m not a “big drinker, let’s go out and make some noise, dance in the New Year” kind of guy. I’m … Continue reading →

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I Advise You To Treat January 1 Like Any Other Day

Posted on December 28, 2014 by Austin

Dear Modern Philosopher, New Year’s Eve and New Year’s Day are right around the corner, and I am nowhere close to being finished with my list of New Year’s Resolutions. I’m on my fifth draft of the list, and I … Continue reading →

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Final Friday Freakout For 2014

Posted on December 26, 2014 by Austin

It’s the Final Friday of 2014, Modern Philosophers. Think about that for a second.  Yesterday was Christmas, Wednesday is New Year’s Eve, and in less than a week, it will be 2015. Yes, it is okay to freakout about that.  … Continue reading →

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All Soccer Matches To Begin 1-1 To Ensure No More Scoreless Ties

Posted on November 16, 2014 by Austin

Big news from the world of soccer (aka “the boring form of football”), Modern Philosophers. Realizing that more and more fans were falling asleep and/or dying of boredom during soccer matches because most of them ended in scoreless ties, FIFA … Continue reading →

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4 Miles Closer To Spring!

Posted on March 8, 2014 by Austin

After a one week hiatus brought about by a battle with the Winter Death Flu, I was back out on the road again today, Modern Philosophers. The odd thing was that I actually found myself itching to run during the … Continue reading →

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