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That Crucial First Blog Post Of 2016
Happy New Year, Modern Philosophers! After being temporarily distracted by that New Girl marathon on TBS, I have regained my focus and am finally ready to write my first blog post of 2016. I know you’ve been waiting patiently for … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Love, Philosophy, Writing
Tagged blogging, goals, Happy New Year, Humor, living together, Modern Philosopher, Relationships, sarcasm, satire, screenwriting, writing
36 Comments
I Advise You To Treat January 1 Like Any Other Day
Dear Modern Philosopher, New Year’s Eve and New Year’s Day are right around the corner, and I am nowhere close to being finished with my list of New Year’s Resolutions. I’m on my fifth draft of the list, and I … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged advice, goals, Humor, Modern Philosopher, New Year's, New Year's Resolutions, promises, Sarcasm, satire, winter
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Final Friday Freakout For 2014
It’s the Final Friday of 2014, Modern Philosophers. Think about that for a second. Yesterday was Christmas, Wednesday is New Year’s Eve, and in less than a week, it will be 2015. Yes, it is okay to freakout about that. … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Christmas, dating, freakout, Friday, goals, Humor, Modern Philosopher, New Year's, resolution, Sarcasm, satire
15 Comments
All Soccer Matches To Begin 1-1 To Ensure No More Scoreless Ties
Big news from the world of soccer (aka “the boring form of football”), Modern Philosophers. Realizing that more and more fans were falling asleep and/or dying of boredom during soccer matches because most of them ended in scoreless ties, FIFA … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged FIFA, Football, goals, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Sarcasm, satire, scoring, Soccer, Sports
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4 Miles Closer To Spring!
After a one week hiatus brought about by a battle with the Winter Death Flu, I was back out on the road again today, Modern Philosophers. The odd thing was that I actually found myself itching to run during the … Continue reading
Posted in Fitness, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged exercise, goals, Humor, inspiration, Modern Philosopher, running, Sarcasm, satire, Spring
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