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Trump Seen Stacking Pink Floyd Albums Along Southern Border

“Mother should I build the wall? Mother should I run for President?” — Donald Trump, age 8 President Trump really wants his border wall, Modern Philosophers, and he’s not going to let those tightwad Democrats keep him from getting it. … Continue reading

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I Advise You To Use Your Outdoor Voice

Dear Modern Philosopher, I am in a bit of a bind and hope you can help.  I have been following your blog for many months ever since I wandered in on several of my aides reading it in the office … Continue reading

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