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Tag Archives: Governor Paul LePage
The Writer’s View From the Second Row
It’s been a really wonderful Writer’s Day, Modern Philosophers, and I wanted to take some time to tell you about last night’s exciting taping of The Nite Show with Danny Cashman. It was the final regularly scheduled taping of the … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Writing
Tagged Danny Cashman, Governor Paul LePage, Humor, Julia Clukey, Jump City Jazz Band, Michael Winslow, Modern Philosopher, sarcasm, satire, television, The Nite Show
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The Rejects Are Back And Rejectier Than Ever!
The Nite Show With Danny Cashman is back, Modern Philosophers! The Season Premiere aired last night, and season five is officially under way. Of course, if the Nite Show is on the air, that means that the Sunday Rejects have … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy, Writing
Tagged Danny Cashman, deflategate, Donald Trump, Governor Paul LePage, Humor, late night TV, Modern Philosopher, monologue jokes, Sarcasm, satire, The Nite Show
15 Comments
Pope Francis Asked To Exorcise Maine’s LePage Demons
Pope Francis has been asked to come to Maine, Modern Philosophers, to exorcise my state of its LePage Demons. That would be a reference to Governor Paul LePage, the man who seems hellbent on running Maine into the ground while … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy, Politics
Tagged demons, exorcisms, Governor Paul LePage, Humor, Maine politics, Modern Philosopher, Pope Francis, Religion, Sarcasm, satire, The Exorcist
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Governor Or Beauty Queen?
The two most powerful people in Maine were guests on The Nite Show With Danny Cashman last night, Modern Philosophers. I’m talking about newly re-elected Governor, Paul LePage, and newly crowned Miss Maine, Heather Elwell. I’m sure many of you … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged beauty pageants, Danny Cashman, Governor Paul LePage, Heather Elwell, Humor, Miss Maine, Modern Philosopher, Politics, Sarcasm, satire, The Nite Show
12 Comments
Writer’s Day Snapple Society: 12/11/14
Happy Writer’s Day, Modern Philosophers! If you follow this blog regularly, you know that I have declared the day after a taping of The Nite Show With Danny Cashman to be a wonderful Holiday known as Writer’s Day. I use … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy, Writing
Tagged Danny Cashman, Governor Paul LePage, Humor, Miss Maine, Modern Philosopher, Sarcasm, satire, The Nite Show, vacation, Writer's Day
20 Comments
I Advise You That I’m Not Lovin’ It
Dear Modern Philosopher, I am a fellow Mainer, who was inspired by your blog to be one of the first people in line at my polling place on Election Day. I was ready for change. It was time to get … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy, Politics
Tagged advice, Election Day, Governor Paul LePage, Humor, Mayor McCheese, midterm elections, Modern Philosopher, Sarcasm, satire, Zeus
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