Tag Archives: Governor Paul LePage

The Writer’s View From the Second Row

Posted on April 21, 2016 by Austin

It’s been a really wonderful Writer’s Day, Modern Philosophers, and I wanted to take some time to tell you about last night’s exciting taping of The Nite Show with Danny Cashman. It was the final regularly scheduled taping of the … Continue reading →

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The Rejects Are Back And Rejectier Than Ever!

Posted on September 20, 2015 by Austin

The Nite Show With Danny Cashman is back, Modern Philosophers! The Season Premiere aired last night, and season five is officially under way. Of course, if the Nite Show is on the air, that means that the Sunday Rejects have … Continue reading →

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Pope Francis Asked To Exorcise Maine’s LePage Demons

Posted on July 8, 2015 by Austin

Pope Francis has been asked to come to Maine, Modern Philosophers, to exorcise my state of its LePage Demons. That would be a reference to Governor Paul LePage, the man who seems hellbent on running Maine into the ground while … Continue reading →

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Governor Or Beauty Queen?

Posted on December 11, 2014 by Austin

The two most powerful people in Maine were guests on The Nite Show With Danny Cashman last night, Modern Philosophers. I’m talking about newly re-elected Governor, Paul LePage, and newly crowned Miss Maine, Heather Elwell. I’m sure many of you … Continue reading →

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Writer’s Day Snapple Society: 12/11/14

Posted on December 11, 2014 by Austin

Happy Writer’s Day, Modern Philosophers! If you follow this blog regularly, you know that I have declared the day after a taping of The Nite Show With Danny Cashman to be a wonderful Holiday known as Writer’s Day.  I use … Continue reading →

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I Advise You That I’m Not Lovin’ It

Posted on November 9, 2014 by Austin

Dear Modern Philosopher, I am a fellow Mainer, who was inspired by your blog to be one of the first people in line at my polling place on Election Day. I was ready for change.  It was time to get … Continue reading →

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