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17 Arrested In Chat Room Sting By Grammar Police

The internet can be a very dangerous place, Modern Philosophers. Today, however, the good guys made it a little safer.  In what’s believed to be the first ever cyber sting conducted by the Grammar Police, seventeen Mainers were arrested for … Continue reading

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Happy: (National), “Punctuation”; Day?

..Happy National’ ,Punctuation Day; Modern Philosophers? Don;t we have? the “oddest” holiday’s in. this country, I (was going) to! get y:all a card:; but I, didn’t know “any of your addresses”. What.  Are you go’ing to, do to, celebrate! My! … Continue reading

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Satisfied? The Rolling Stones Cave to Pressure and Agree to Correct Grammar in Biggest Hit

Originally posted on The Return of the Modern Philosopher:
Apparently, the word nerds CAN get satisfaction, Modern Philosophers! In a stunning bit of news that is sure to resonate through the Rock World, The Rolling Stones announced today that they…

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Satisfied? The Rolling Stones Agree To Correct Grammar In Their Biggest Hit

Apparently, the word nerds CAN get satisfaction, Modern Philosophers! In a stunning bit of news that is sure to resonate through the Rock World, The Rolling Stones announced today that they are finally going to give in to peer pressure … Continue reading

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