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Poll Shows Kids Fear Grandma’s Fruitcake More Than Zombies And Algebra
A new Gallup Poll released today reveals that American children are more afraid of Grandma’s Holiday Fruitcake than they are of Zombies and Algebra combined! Over 75,000 children from across the country, ranging in age from 7-16, participated in the … Continue reading
Arrest Warrant Issued In Grandma’s Murder; Reindeer Cleared!
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The song got it wrong after all, Modern Philosophers. As reported earlier this week in this blog, new DNA evidence has been brought to light in the infamous Grandma Hit &…
Posted in Christmas, Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged DNA, Grandma, Humor, Modern Philosopher, murder, new evidence, Reindeer, run over, Sarcasm, satire
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Arrest Warrant Issued in Grandma’s Murder; Reindeer Cleared!
The song got it wrong after all, Modern Philosophers. As reported earlier this week in this blog, new DNA evidence has been brought to light in the infamous Grandma Hit & Run case. Bottom line: Grandma DID NOT get run … Continue reading
Posted in Christmas, Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged aliens, Christmas, Grandma, Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer, Humor, Modern Philosopher, murder, new evidence, Reindeer, Sarcasm, satire
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