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Gravy Me!
I am a turkey. A noble bird. It is Thanksgiving, And I know my time has come. Before you eat me, Please grant my final wish. I want you to bathe me In your finest gravy. Gravy me! Pour it … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Poetry
Tagged food, gravy, Humor, Modern Philosopher, nonsense, poem, Politics, sarcasm, satire, Thanksgiving, Turkey
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Gravy Train Derails On Way To Maine; Dry Thanksgiving Expected
The New Hampshire Transportation Authority has confirmed that a Gravy Train bound for Maine derailed this evening about 15 miles from the state line. While no one was killed in the accident, several crew members were injured and rushed to … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Accident, gravy, Humor, Modern Philosopher, News, Pilgrims, Sarcasm, satire, Thanksgiving, train, Turkey
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Seriously, Stuffing!
Seriously, stuffing, Why do I only Make you Once a year? You are So simple To prepare, And even simpler To devour. I love you With gravy, Or straight Off the stove. Heck, I even Love you Leftover and cold. … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy, Poetry
Tagged gravy, Humor, Modern Philosopher, poem, Sarcasm, satire, stuffing, Thanksgiving
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