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Tag Archives: Great Pumpkin
Doc Brown Saves Halloween (And Election Day)
I was sitting on the couch, watching the Notre Dame game, when I heard the familiar sound of Doc Brown’s DeLorean landing in my driveway. I rushed to the front door just in time to see Doc bounding up the … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Politics, Writing
Tagged Doc Brown, Donald Trump, Great Pumpkin, Halloween, Humor, Linus, Modern Philosopher, sarcasm, satire, short story, Time Travel
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Scientists Downgrade The Great Pumpkin To Good
Halloween Season is in full swing in Maine, Modern Philosophers, and we’ve just had our first controversy. The same scientists that downgraded Pluto from a planet to whatever the hell it is now, have decided to trick, rather than treat … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Great Pumpkin, Halloween, Headless Horseman, Humor, jack o' lanterns, Jack Skellington, Modern Philosopher, Peanuts, Pluto, Sarcasm, satire
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