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Tag Archives: Grimace
When Mayor McCheese visited The House on the Hill yesterday, he let me in on a secret that he asked me to share with you today, Modern Philosophers. The Mayor’s longtime friend, Grimace, is about to undergo Bariatric Surgery, and … Continue reading
Perhaps looking to capitalize on Mayor McCheese’s run for Governor of Maine, Husson University has asked one of the candidate’s oldest friends to guest lecture this month. Grimace, the longtime McDonald’s employee and as perplexing a non-human being as there … Continue reading