Tag Archives: Grimace

Grimace Asks For Your Prayers As He Prepares For Bariatric Surgery

Posted on January 22, 2015 by Austin

When Mayor McCheese visited The House on the Hill yesterday, he let me in on a secret that he asked me to share with you today, Modern Philosophers. The Mayor’s longtime friend, Grimace, is about to undergo Bariatric Surgery, and … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor, Philosophy | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , | 4 Comments

Grimace To Lecture On Body Image At Husson University

Posted on May 2, 2013 by Austin

Perhaps looking to capitalize on Mayor McCheese’s run for Governor of Maine, Husson University has asked one of the candidate’s oldest friends to guest lecture this month. Grimace, the longtime McDonald’s employee and as perplexing a non-human being as there … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor, Philosophy | Tagged , , , , , , , , | 12 Comments