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Tag Archives: grocery shopping
Who Was That Unmasked Man?
Last night, for the first time in fifteen months, I stepped into my local grocery store without a mask, Modern Philosophers! It’s amazing how wildly the pendulum can swing. Grocery shopping went from being an annoying weekly chore to a … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
Tagged back to normal, coronavirus, Covid 19, grocery shopping, Humor, masks, Modern Philosopher, Sarcasm, satire, social distancing
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Quarantine Induced Shopping Disorder
I don’t need Web MD to add a new diagnosis to my ever growing list of quirks and issues, Modern Philosophers. After events of earlier this week, I can state with certainty that I have contracted a case of Quarantine … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
Tagged coronavirus, Covid 19, essential items, grocery shopping, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Sarcasm, satire, social distancing, stay at home, stay safe
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My Daredevil Supermarket Adventure
I love writing heist flicks and thrillers, Modern Philosophers. There’s something about planning the perfect crime that really gets the creative juices flowing. Of course, I thought I’d only ever enjoy that thrilling experience vicariously through my characters. Funny how … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
Tagged coping skills, coronavirus, Covid 19, grocery shopping, heists, human, Modern Philosopher, Sarcasm, satire, social distancing, stay at home order
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Back In The Gas Guzzling Saddle Again
I went grocery shopping this morning, Modern Philosophers, and on my way to the store, I realized that it was the first time I’d driven in a week. That’s how relaxing this vacation has been. Driving isn’t one of my … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy, Writing
Tagged driving, grocery shopping, Humor, life, Modern Philosopher, relaxing, Sarcasm, satire, sugar mommas, vacation, writing
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Ain’t Lady Luck A Wicked Pissah?
Lady Luck decided to show me how fickle she can be tonight, Modern Philosophers. Since it’s Friday, I went directly to the grocery store after being unchained from my desk. I’m a creature of habit, and I believe Lady Luck … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged bad luck, good luck, grocery shopping, Humor, Lady Luck, life, lucky, Modern Philosopher, Sarcasm, satire, supermarket
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Thursday Night Grocery Party!
Dr. Jekyll told me I needed to shake things up a bit, Modern Philosophers, if I wanted to keep my Post Traumatic Snow Disorder in check. With a lonely Valentine’s Day on the horizon and another blizzard in the weekend … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged grocery shopping, Hannaford, Humor, Maine, Modern Philosopher, Party, photos, Post Traumatic Snow Disorder, Sarcasm, satire
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