Tag Archives: Groundhog Day

Pandemic Groundhog Day

Am I the only one who feels like Bill Murray in Groundhog Day, Modern Philosophers? Every morning when I wake up, there’s this creepy sense of deja vu.  I’m not sure what day it is anymore since I don’t have … Continue reading

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If I See My Shadow On Super Bowl Sunday…

Happy Groundhog Super Bowl Sunday, Modern Philosophers! I’m not sure if Groundhog Day and the Super Bowl have ever fallen on the same day before today, and the interns are too lazy to research that, so I guess I’ll never … Continue reading

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What Runners Do

I’m sure we all have those Groundhog Day moments, Modern Philosophers, when we wake up and are certain we are just living the same moment over again. Ths French call it deja vu, but in America, we always go with … Continue reading

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Trump Blames Democrats For Polar Vortex

President Trump is, as always, hard at work on making us believe he is the smartest man in the country, Modern Philosophers. Today, Trump again put his intelligence on display by blaming Nancy Pelosi and the Democrats for the polar … Continue reading

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BREAKING NEWS: Groundhog Sees Peter Pan’s Shadow; Six Weeks of Pirate Attacks to Follow

Originally posted on The Return of the Modern Philosopher:
In a stunning and unexpected turn of events today, Punxsutawney Phil, the world’s most famous groundhog, came out of his hole and saw Peter Pan’s shadow!  As this had never before…

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Groundhog Sees Peter Pan’s Shadow; Six Weeks of Pirate Attacks to Follow

In a stunning and unexpected turn of events today, Punxsutawney Phil, the world’s most famous groundhog, came out of his hole and saw Peter Pan’s shadow!  As this had never before happened, it took officials some time to determine what … Continue reading

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