Tag Archives: Groundhog Day

Trump Blames Democrats For Polar Vortex

President Trump is, as always, hard at work on making us believe he is the smartest man in the country, Modern Philosophers. Today, Trump again put his intelligence on display by blaming Nancy Pelosi and the Democrats for the polar … Continue reading

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Monday Morning Coffee Club: 6/13/16

Look at that, Modern Philosophers…the calendar says that it’s Monday again.  How about that?  Seems like only yesterday I was leaving the weekend behind to get ready to go to work. Wait.  That was yesterday.  For some curious reason, I … Continue reading

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Monday Morning Coffee Club: 2/9/15

It’s Monday, Modern Philosophers, and it’s snowing. UGH!  UGH! I know Groundhog Day was last week, but I feel like I’ve been stuck in that Bill Murray flick for the past two weeks.  Ever since Winter Storm Juno dropped its … Continue reading

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The Groundhog Recants; Says Spring Is Just Around The Corner!

Turns out Spring isn’t as far off as we were led to believe on Groundhog Day, Modern Philosophers! Punxsutawney Phil, was just “putting on a show” when he pretended to see his shadow and ran back into his hole.  The … Continue reading

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BREAKING NEWS: Groundhog Sees Peter Pan’s Shadow; Six Weeks of Pirate Attacks to Follow

Originally posted on The Return of the Modern Philosopher:
In a stunning and unexpected turn of events today, Punxsutawney Phil, the world’s most famous groundhog, came out of his hole and saw Peter Pan’s shadow!  As this had never before…

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Groundhog Sees Peter Pan’s Shadow; Six Weeks of Pirate Attacks to Follow

In a stunning and unexpected turn of events today, Punxsutawney Phil, the world’s most famous groundhog, came out of his hole and saw Peter Pan’s shadow!  As this had never before happened, it took officials some time to determine what … Continue reading

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