Tag Archives: Halloween candy

Halloween Is Coming! Fetch My Candy Barrel

Happy Halloween, Modern Philosophers! Usually, this blog is chock full of Halloween themed posts in October, but I just realized I’ve yet to write a single one this year. My bad. The Halloween Season begins in Maine on October 1, … Continue reading

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Halloween Candy Is Bad For You…Deal With It!

I’m tired of hearing that Halloween candy is bad for me, Modern Philosophers. You know what else is bad for me?  Getting out of bed.  Breathing.  Eating pretty much any food that’s not green and tasteless.  Listening to the incessant … Continue reading

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