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Tag Archives: Halloween candy
Halloween Is Coming! Fetch My Candy Barrel
Happy Halloween, Modern Philosophers! Usually, this blog is chock full of Halloween themed posts in October, but I just realized I’ve yet to write a single one this year. My bad. The Halloween Season begins in Maine on October 1, … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor
Tagged All Hallows Society, blogging, Halloween, Halloween candy, Humor, Maine, Modern Philosopher, sarcasm, satire, trick-or-treat
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Halloween Candy Is Bad For You…Deal With It!
I’m tired of hearing that Halloween candy is bad for me, Modern Philosophers. You know what else is bad for me? Getting out of bed. Breathing. Eating pretty much any food that’s not green and tasteless. Listening to the incessant … Continue reading
Posted in Fitness, Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged candy, food, Halloween, Halloween candy, health, Humor, life, Modern Philosopher, running, Sarcasm, satire
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