Tag Archives: Halloween costumes

Trick or Trees

“I know you love Halloween and embarrassing stories from my childhood, so I thought I’d totally make your day by combining both topics into one tale,” I told The Devil as I set down my empty bottle of Snapple on … Continue reading

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Cauldron Lucks: They’re Not Just For Witches Anymore

Happy Halloween, Modern Philosophers! As you know from reading this blog, Halloween is a huge holiday in Maine.  We spend the entire month of October celebrating it, and Otherworldly Beings visit from all over to take part in the Halloween … Continue reading

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Scariest Costume Goes To…

The runaway winner In the 2016 Scariest Halloween Costume Contest Is… President Trump! With all Precincts reporting, We can Confidently Declare A winner. In a landslide. Voter turnout Was stronger Than expected. Halloween revelers Voted across Party lines. Sure, That … Continue reading

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I Just Want To Go As A Skinny Guy For Halloween

I was walking aimlessly around Walmart this morning, Modern Philosophers, when it became apparent that Halloween is just around the corner. Sure, I know it’s been Halloween Season in Maine since October 1, but the big day itself is just … Continue reading

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