Tag Archives: Halloween costumes

Trick or Trees

Posted on October 22, 2017 by Austin

“I know you love Halloween and embarrassing stories from my childhood, so I thought I’d totally make your day by combining both topics into one tale,” I told The Devil as I set down my empty bottle of Snapple on … Continue reading →

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Cauldron Lucks: They’re Not Just For Witches Anymore

Posted on October 31, 2015 by Austin

Happy Halloween, Modern Philosophers! As you know from reading this blog, Halloween is a huge holiday in Maine.  We spend the entire month of October celebrating it, and Otherworldly Beings visit from all over to take part in the Halloween … Continue reading →

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Scariest Costume Goes To…

Posted on October 28, 2015 by Austin

The runaway winner In the 2016 Scariest Halloween Costume Contest Is… President Trump! With all Precincts reporting, We can Confidently Declare A winner. In a landslide. Voter turnout Was stronger Than expected. Halloween revelers Voted across Party lines. Sure, That … Continue reading →

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I Just Want To Go As A Skinny Guy For Halloween

Posted on October 17, 2015 by Austin

I was walking aimlessly around Walmart this morning, Modern Philosophers, when it became apparent that Halloween is just around the corner. Sure, I know it’s been Halloween Season in Maine since October 1, but the big day itself is just … Continue reading →

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