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Tag Archives: Halloween
Jokes Not Worthy Of Late Night
Happy Sunday, Modern Philosophers! A new episode of The Nite Show with Danny Cashman aired last night, which means some of my monologue jokes made it onto your television. The truth is, I write dozens of jokes for every show, … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Writing
Tagged Danny Cashman, Halloween, Humor, Modern Philosopher, monologue jokes, sarcasm, satire, Sunday rejects, The Nite Show, TV, writing
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The Halloween Party
He sat off in the corner, all by himself, on a beat up couch that seemed as forgotten by the homeowners as he wanted to be by the other party guests. He was dressed in a tuxedo and looked quite … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor
Tagged dating, flash fiction, Halloween, Halloween party, Humor, meet cute, Modern Philosopher, Relationships, sarcasm, satire, short story
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Halloween Brings Out The Wacky Neighbors
Halloween Season is in full swing in Maine, Modern Philosophers. As a result, the state has been flooded with tourists looking to celebrate their favorite holiday. Most of them, of course, are Otherworldly Beings, who flock to Maine from all … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor
Tagged demons, ghouls, Halloween, Humor, Maine, Modern Philosopher, sarcasm, satire, werewolves, Witches
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Get Your Shots, It’s Werewolf Season!
We are neck deep in the Halloween Season, Modern Philosophers, which means it’s time for my annual PSA about the importance of getting your shots. Sure, a flu shot is very helpful this time of year, but if you’re in … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor
Tagged Halloween, health, Humor, Maine, Modern Philosopher, rabies, sarcasm, satire, werewolves
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Zombie Fun Run Turns Tragic When Stragglers Are Eaten
I warned them it wasn’t a good idea to change the annual Halloween Zombie Fun Run from a 5K to a 10K, but no one listened to me, Modern Philosophers. First of all, you’re always inviting trouble when you deal … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor
Tagged Halloween, Happy Halloween, Humor, Modern Philosopher, running, sarcasm, satire, Zombie Run, Zombies
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Halloween Is Coming! Fetch My Candy Barrel
Happy Halloween, Modern Philosophers! Usually, this blog is chock full of Halloween themed posts in October, but I just realized I’ve yet to write a single one this year. My bad. The Halloween Season begins in Maine on October 1, … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor
Tagged All Hallows Society, blogging, Halloween, Halloween candy, Humor, Maine, Modern Philosopher, sarcasm, satire, trick-or-treat
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The Great Halloween Blackout
Do I have a wild and scary Halloween story for you, Modern Philosophers! You might have thought it strange that I would vanish and the blog would go dark during my favorite holiday, but Mother Nature left me no choice! … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor
Tagged blackout, Halloween, Humor, Life in Maine, Maine, Modern Philosopher, power outage, sarcasm, satire
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