Tag Archives: Halloween

Get Your Shots, It’s Werewolf Season!

We are neck deep in the Halloween Season, Modern Philosophers, which means it’s time for my annual PSA about the importance of getting your shots. Sure, a flu shot is very helpful this time of year, but if you’re in … Continue reading

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Zombie Fun Run Turns Tragic When Stragglers Are Eaten

I warned them it wasn’t a good idea to change the annual Halloween Zombie Fun Run from a 5K to a 10K, but no one listened to me, Modern Philosophers. First of all, you’re always inviting trouble when you deal … Continue reading

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Halloween Is Coming! Fetch My Candy Barrel

Happy Halloween, Modern Philosophers! Usually, this blog is chock full of Halloween themed posts in October, but I just realized I’ve yet to write a single one this year. My bad. The Halloween Season begins in Maine on October 1, … Continue reading

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The Great Halloween Blackout

Do I have a wild and scary Halloween story for you, Modern Philosophers! You might have thought it strange that I would vanish and the blog would go dark during my favorite holiday, but Mother Nature left me no choice! … Continue reading

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The King of Halloween

“I’ve decided to make this your greatest Halloween ever!” The Devil declared as he entered the living room. As usual, he wore an impeccably tailored suit, but this week, the outfit was topped off by a pair of plastic horns … Continue reading

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Trick or Treat or Time Travel

Justin exploded up off the couch excitedly the second he heard the knock at the front door. He loved Halloween, but rarely got any trick or treaters.  He didn’t understand why since he lived in a nice neighborhood.  The rumor … Continue reading

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Be Filled With The Halloween Spirit!

We’re deep into the Halloween Season, Modern Philosophers, and I feel like I have abandoned you.  For that, I am truly sorry. I wanted to write something tonight so that you know I’m still here, thinking of you, and enjoying … Continue reading

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Trick or Trees

“I know you love Halloween and embarrassing stories from my childhood, so I thought I’d totally make your day by combining both topics into one tale,” I told The Devil as I set down my empty bottle of Snapple on … Continue reading

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How Dating Is Like Trick Or Treating

Halloween is quickly approaching, Modern Philosophers, so it’s time for a holiday themed Dating Tips post for those of you looking for love. Like Halloween, dating can be very scary, but a lot of fun.  It’s easy to let down … Continue reading

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The Sunday Rejects Rise From The Dead

Happy All Hallows Eve Eve, Modern Philosophers! A new episode of The Nite Show with Danny Cashman aired last night, and even though several of my monologue jokes made it onto the air, some of my personal favorites did not … Continue reading

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