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McDonald’s Embraces Its Heritage With New Irish Menu

McDonald’s stunned this Fast Food Nation today, Modern Philosophers, when the company announced it was completely changing its menu. Citing a desire to embrace its heritage, while also differentiating itself from the growing number of fast food burger chains across … Continue reading

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Hamburglar Arrested On Parole Violation After Hanging Out With Mayor McCheese

The carousel of celebrity scandal continued to turn today when Hamburglar, Ronald McDonald’s masked friend with the shady past and penchant for the clown’s famous burgers, was arrested at the Bangor Mall after exiting Yankee Candle. It was a slow … Continue reading

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