Tag Archives: Han Solo

If I Were Han Solo…

Posted on June 18, 2015 by Austin

If I were Han Solo I’d never go home I’d fly ‘cross the stars Make the Falcon my home If I were Han Solo I’d never be single I’d woo me a Princess And get the ladies to mingle If … Continue reading →

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I Advise You That The Force Is Strong In You

Posted on November 30, 2014 by Austin

Dear Modern Philosopher, I know you are a huge Star Wars fan, and I sense that the Deep Thoughts are strong in you, so I am coming to you for advice. As you are well aware, the trailer for Star … Continue reading →

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Sam Spade And The Case Of The Millennium Falcon

Posted on May 26, 2014 by Austin

Since Disney announced it planned to make spinoff films from the Star Wars galaxy, I thought I’d submit my idea to the Mouse House and see what they had to say… “It was long time ago, in a galaxy far, … Continue reading →

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