Tag Archives: happiness

I Wish You A Happy Thanksgiving

Posted on November 26, 2020 by Austin

Happy Thanksgiving, Modern Philosophers! I know I usually try to make you laugh on this blog, but every so often, I like to mix it up. After all, the goal of this endeavor is to inspire deep thoughts to accompany … Continue reading →

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Just Look At The Clouds

Posted on May 31, 2020 by Austin

Sometimes, I just like to look at the clouds, Modern Philosophers. I find them to be very compelling.  They can be so beautiful, but also so menacing.  When a storm is on the horizon, the clouds let you know.  If … Continue reading →

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One Million Dollars Needed For Social Science Experiment

Posted on April 28, 2018 by Austin

It’s time for the blog to get philosophical, Modern Philosophers. I didn’t come to this decision randomly.  I was sitting out on the porch the other day, reading a book, and minding my own business when the DeLorean materialized out … Continue reading →

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Christmas Spirit

Posted on November 30, 2016 by Austin

As the calendar turns Once again To December, My not so Secret wish Is that My empty heart Be filled anew With Christmas Spirit. Maine can be So cold and dark In the days Leading up To Christmas. The House … Continue reading →

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What’s Really Going On Behind Your Smile?

Posted on August 16, 2016 by Austin

Look at that charming smile on the left, Modern Philosophers.  Not bad, right? People always tell me I should show my teeth more, but I find that if I smile too wide, it makes me squint and I look sleepy … Continue reading →

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What Would It Take To Make You Truly Happy?

Posted on January 9, 2016 by Austin

A couple of interesting things happened at work yesterday, Modern Philosophers. We found out that we were all getting raises, and that the company was finally going to be able to contribute to our 401K accounts again. It’s not a … Continue reading →

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How To Be Happier And Enjoy Life

Posted on August 1, 2015 by Austin

I’ve received many emails from Modern Philosophers who aren’t out in the dating world, asking me to write a dating tips style post to help with other life issues. I tasked the interns with contacting all of you to see … Continue reading →

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