Tag Archives: Happy Birthday

Appeasing My Inner Monk

I normally don’t like being alone on my birthday, Modern Philosophers, but this year, I thought I’d change it up a little. I’m appeasing my inner monk. While I’m not wearing a brown hooded robe and spending the day in … Continue reading

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What Is The Perfect Birthday Cake?

Tomorrow is my birthday, Modern Philosophers, so I thought I’d pose a very important philosophical question: What is the perfect birthday cake? Unfortunately, no one has asked me this question recently, which leads me to believe I’ll be on my … Continue reading

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Birthdays Can Be Hell

“Happy Birthday!” The Devil shouted excitedly as he burst into the living room. As always, he was well dressed in an impeccably tailored suit, but he had added a colorful cardboard birthday hat to his ensemble. In his hands, he … Continue reading

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Happy Birthday Time Machine

Today is my birthday, Modern Philosophers, so as per tradition, I have handed over control of the blog to the interns so I can celebrate and stuff my face with cake. However, those lovable scamps, who seem to do nothing … Continue reading

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My Un-Birthday Party

You have The Other Melissa to thank, Modern Philosophers, for this special bonus post. It was about 4:15, and I’d just finished up some chips and spinach dip in preparation for the football game, when Mel texted that she was … Continue reading

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Birthday Wishes

It’s my birthday, Modern Philosophers! That means the first Friday Night Think Tank of 2017 is going to be a birthday party and Deep Thoughts fest. The interns spent the day baking a giant whoopie pie cake and putting up … Continue reading

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Hey, Old Fart!

Hey, Old Fart, They’re adding Another candle To your Birthday cake Tomorrow. You’re really Getting up there In years. Whatever happened To the cute kid In the photo At the start Of this poem? He was So adorable, But I … Continue reading

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