Tag Archives: Happy Birthday

Happy Birthday To My Hero In Heaven

“What are you doing up here on such a frigid night?” Gary the Gargoyle demanded as I climbed out of the attic window and onto the roof. It was quite cold and the roof was covered in snow, as I … Continue reading

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Tell The Wise Men I’m All Stocked Up On Myrrh

Today is the Feast of the Birth of the Modern Philosopher. Some refer to January sixth as Little Christmas, The Epiphany, The Twelfth Day of Christmas, or the day the Three Wise Men finally arrived to gift Baby Jesus with … Continue reading

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Throwing Away Unhealthy Throwback Thursday Thoughts

It’s Throwback Thursday, Modern Philosophers, and I almost got sucked into a tear in the space-time continuum that I desperately try to avoid each year. When you spend sixteen years of your life with someone, it’s difficult to stop thinking … Continue reading

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Whoppers, Chocolate Cake, Huey Lewis, and Birthday Love

What an interesting birthday it has been, Modern Philosophers! People asked me why I didn’t take the day off, and the answer was pretty simple.  It’s a lot cheaper for me to sit in the office than it would be … Continue reading

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A Modern Philosopher’s Birthday Wish

Happy Tuesday, Modern Philosophers! If I’m reading my birth certificate correctly, today is my birthday.  How cool is that? Okay, bad choice of words.  It’s -5 degrees outside this morning, so a word like “cool” should not be tossed around … Continue reading

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Friday Night Think Tank: Happy Birthday Edition

Happy Friday, Modern Philosophers! This final week of Summer was a rough one. We had the Arctic Blast invade the office at my “real job”, which forced me to bundle up at my desk even though it was 75 degrees … Continue reading

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Happy Birthday, Banky!

I wanted to take a break form our regularly scheduled programming to wish a Happy 15th Birthday to my little black cat, Banky aka Banklyn McFranklin. Banky, named after the Jason Lee character in “Chasing Amy” (sorry, Ben Affleck, but … Continue reading

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Happy Birthday, America! Don’t Eat Too Much Cake…

Happy Birthday, America!  Happy Birthday to you.  Happy Birthday to you.  Happy Birthday, Dear America!  Happy Birthday to you!  And many more… Happy Independence Day, Modern Philosophers!  I just put out the flag so that the Stars and Stripes are … Continue reading

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