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Tag Archives: Happy Hanukkah
The Dr Dre-del: Making Hanukkah Hipper Than Ever
“Do you remember your friend, Dr. Dre?” Hanukkah Harry asked as he handed me a slice of pepperoni pizza from my favorite place in Bay Ridge. “Of course I remember him,” I answered with a heavy sigh. “He almost changed … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Adam Sandler, Dr Dre, dreidels, Hanukkah, Hanukkah Harry, Happy Hanukkah, Humor, Modern Philosopher, sarcasm, satire, screenwriting
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Blue Christmas? Nope, The North Pole Just Went Blue For Hanukkah
I’ll have a blue Christmas without you, I’ll be so blue just thinking about you. Decorations of red on a green Christmas tree, Won’t be the same, dear, if you’re not hear with me… Elvis’ rendition of “Blue Christmas” blared … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Blue Christmas, Christmas, Elvis, Hanukkah, Happy Hanukkah, Humor, Modern Philosopher, North Pole, Sarcasm, satire
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My Main Mensch Hanukkah Harry is in the House!
One of my all-time favorite people stopped by the House on the Hill today, and as usual, he did not come empty handed. “You can take the Modern Philosopher out of New York, but you cannot take the New York … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Christmas, Hanukkah, Hanukkah Harry, Happy Hanukkah, Holidays, Humor, Modern Philosophers, satire
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